MunzZ's Posts

Her: It took you 10 minutes to get home from work.
Google maps says it takes 9. WHO IS SHE?!?

"Enjoy the finer things in life"
I heard that quote and I thought of 3 super fine chicks. The first one: "Damn you fine." Second: You hella fine baby
Third: "Bitch, you fine as fuck!"
-MunzZ

Danny Trejo: Chuck Norris? Machete never heard of her.

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She's skinny, I'm skinny, we gone start a fire bitch.

Fight between white and black people on facebook.

Black people: Im gnna fck u uhp ya peece ov shitt!!
White people comeback: Please learn how to spell.

Winner of fight: Black people. Because they literally will fuck them up

On Facebook

Girl: Baby I love you so much I want us to be together forever.

Guy: *seen 12:35pm*

#facebook, #relationships, #love, #bullshit, #seen

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Sluts are all around us. The question is, which one will you go for? cos, admit it, they're fucking hot and you probably don't care they're sluts.

Young Girl: I really love Justin Bieber, he's my role model in life, my inspiration.

Prisoner: Bitch please! You couldn't even touch him at a concert or autograph signing and he's in my cell. I TOUCH HIM EVERYDAY!

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#justinbieber, #fag, #gaaaaaaaay, #bitch, #haha, #fact, #hehasavagina, @abe

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Young Girl: I really love Justin Bieber, he's my role model in life, my inspiration.

Prisoner: Bitch please! You couldn't even touch him at a concert or autograph signing and he's in my cell. I TOUCH HIM EVERYDAY!

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Miley Cyrus may have a great ass... said no one ever.

She said "Wanna French Kiss?" I replied... "BITCH IM AFRICAN."

She said "tell me something super dirty", I said "Your kitchen bitch!"

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She said eat me, I said I'm not hungry.

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if you have big dreams for the future and they don't scare you, they aren't big enough.

#dreams, #thefuture, #makeithappen, #

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