mklp123's Posts

I just burned myself on a slice of pizza

so I guess it's true what they say: love hurts

#wisdom, #love, #pain, #pizza, #food

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I still have no idea why it's called a beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a fuckin' troll!

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

#repost, #wisdom

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Joke of the day: two women sitting next to each other minding their own business

#JokeoftheDay, #women

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I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

#repost, #bodyofagod

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

Reposted from Nanoolsen

#repost

Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing aids.

Reposted from freeyomind