Melymel's Posts

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

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i'm wearing my friday socks.

they're like normal socks, but they're ready to party.

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

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Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

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i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

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i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

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When you are writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

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life isn't a fairytale.

if you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

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If you were born in September, it's pretty obvious that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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It's just me, myselfie*, and I.

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how women take selfies: take 371 pictures, delete 366

how men take selfies: real men don't take selfies

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Princesses don't have to take selfies. Paparazzi takes enough pictures for them.

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I need more drinks and less light.

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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

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Memories are wonderful to make, but sometimes painful to remember.

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it's true alcohol kills people. but how many are born because of it?

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it's true alcohol kills people. but how many are born because of it?

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it's not you...

it's me.

but it's mostly you.

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When a man says you're ugly, he's just being mean. When a woman says you're ugly, she's just jealous. When a child says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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HOME IS
WHERE THE WIFI
CONNECTS AUTOMATICALLY

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the smile is the most beautiful curve on the body of any person

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Cleaning my house:

10% Cleaning.
30% Complaining.
60% Playing with the stuff I've found!

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I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic.

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I don't remember much from last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.

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Forever is a long time, make sure to spend it with someone that makes you laugh

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BACTERIA
THE
ONLY
CULTURE
SOME
PEOPLE
HAVE

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BACTERIA
THE
ONLY
CULTURE
SOME
PEOPLE
HAVE

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Relationships
without sex
are like happy
meals without
toys •

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

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my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

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a fact of life:
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F.....

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90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

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All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

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STOP PRESSING REPLAY ON THE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE DELETED FROM YOUR LIFE

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STOP PRESSING REPLAY ON THE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE DELETED FROM YOUR LIFE

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Life is like a camera. Just focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't turn out - take another shot.

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leave my head
or
start paying rent

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my life is so much more interesting inside my head.

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How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

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life is simple

people are complicated

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finally friday.

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justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you; and I choose both.

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Silence is golden,
unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.

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Silence is golden,
unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.

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Why do hipsters love the subway?

Because it’s so underground!

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if you drink enough vodka it tastes like love

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When butterflies
fall in love,
do they feel humans in their
stomach?

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better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

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When guys wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault.

When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.

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When guys wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault.

When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.

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hey.
you know what ?
no ?
blablabla