magic_dd's Posts

One day, your life will flash before your eyes,
make sure it's worth watching.

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If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun

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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

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If you want to make the world a better place: Start with the man in the mirror

Thank you Michael

Words aren't cheap. Sometimes,
the speakers are.

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Words aren't cheap. Sometimes,
the speakers are.

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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

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BACTERIA
THE
ONLY
CULTURE
SOME
PEOPLE
HAVE

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leave my head
or
start paying rent

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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3 3 3

ONLY HALF EVIL

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I got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.

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My favourite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka...

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COURAGE IS CONTAGIOUS

IGNORANCE IS PANDEMIC

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COURAGE IS CONTAGIOUS

IGNORANCE IS PANDEMIC

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The Mother of idiots is allways pregnant

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add life to your days

not days to your life

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Askhole- A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

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If you don't want me you don't deserve me

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time is the greatest teacher; un-fortunately it kills all of it's students

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

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