Louchoubidou's Posts

my laptop is warmer than my heart.

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When I was a
baby, an evil fairy cursed me with
an expensive taste and no money.

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"i'm not ignoring you i just don't know what to say to you."

a film written, directed, produced by and starring me.

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dear me,

you are the sexiest thing that has walked this earth.

<3 me

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I'm going to ask my doctor if I can have surgery to remove this magnet that attracts losers.

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you slipped under my skin, invaded my bloodstream, and seized my heart.

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Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman.

And we never forget.

Anything.

Ever.

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My mouth tastes like I made bad decisions last night.

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I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome I am.

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YOSO
is
the
new
YOLO

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I think people have forgotten that education is supposed to be a tool to help you on your way to greatness, not the definition of how great you are.

#Work, #Education, #WorkHard, #Greatness, #BeGreat, #ThinksPo

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Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache & cry yourself to sleep like a grownup.

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I want to sleep for two years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank

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ENJOY
YOUR
LI E
F

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FRENCH PEOPLE ARE SO HARDCORE THEY EAT "PAIN" FOR BREAKFAST.

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Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

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Let's get drunk and fall in love every other weekend.

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Work until your idols become your rivals.

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when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

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you can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

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You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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You can't spell disappointment
without men.

#men, #disappointment, #, #outch

getting no message is also a message...

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getting no message is also a message...

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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Potatoes give us french fries and vodka.

It's your move, celery.

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Karma darling, let me help you with your lack of inspiration.

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I'd say "go screw yourself" but I'm pretty sure even you wouldn't!

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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I heard you're a player.

Nice to meet you, I'm the coach.

#boys, #player, #scrubs, #girls, #girlpower

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

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Work until your idols become your rivals.

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Protect me from what I want.

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they want to see you do good but never better than them

remember that

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God made us friends because no mother could handle us as sisters & brothers

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I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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I don't have enough middle fingers for today.

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I don't have exes,
I have holes in the backyard.

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YOUR NAME SOUNDS MOANABLE.

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