KingBen's Posts

Snow.

The only time 4 inches will keep a woman in bed allday.

#weatherforecast

meohmy, bobbybuilder and dor1316 like this

reposted by mylisa1970

Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there.
I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it.

#fitness

juneocallagh, bobbybuilder, De_liefste and meohmy like this

reposted by mylisa1970

I lift everyday!

I lift food to my mouth.

#fitness

reposted by mylisa1970

My ex-girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean.

#wonderofthesea, #wwf, #fishy

bobbybuilder, Himmelsstein, dor1316 and bold like this

Bitter husband says to his wife, "On your Gravestone I'll put 'COLD AS EVER'."

Wife says, "On yours I'll put 'STIFF AT LAST'."

#gravestone, #contest

dor1316, bobbybuilder and meohmy like this

A girl suggested I set up a double Date to make our First time out less awkward, I hope she likes my parents.

#firstdate

bobbybuilder, dor1316 and mng like this