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words that spoiled many boys' life...

'Dude she's looking at you.'

#funny

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today i came across a book that said: 'All the things man know about women', it was blank inside.

#funny

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doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

#funny

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sometimes all you need is love. lol, just kidding, you need money. :')

#funny, #money

today morning when i was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

#funny

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i don't always lose my phone but when i do its always on silent.

#funny

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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you.

Push and Pull.

#funny

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Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.

You piece of shut.

Life asked Death:
why do people love me, but hate you?

Death responded:
because you are a beautiful lie and i'm a painful truth.

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great minds fuck each other

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if she can't fuck you right,
she doesn't deserve to cum

If you don't enjoy the journey, then fuck the destination.

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I don't pray for love,
I just pray for cars.

love < cars

#funny, #cars>love

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward.

That's how winning is done.

#life, #keepmovingforward

remember you can't say "HAPPINESS" without saying
"PENIS"

#funny, #penis, #happiness

Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

#funny, #bastard, #enemy

Life is a dick,
sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

#funny, #dick, #life

Don't worry so much.

No matter what happens you just die at the end.

#funny, #life

"I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN.
NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE THERE."

#funny, #friend, #friendship, #heaven

once upon a time i was sweet and innocent.

and then shit happened.

#sweet, #innocent, #shit

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you're either at the table or on the menu

throw me to the wolves and i will return leading the pack

#wolves, #motivation

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...
but then again, neither does Milk

#funny, #fun