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Break the wind on the 8:45 bus on your way to work

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if I can't enjoy a porno in the livingroom a Monday afternoon, I rather leave then being yelled at by everyone here at IKEA.

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if you stretch a bluewhales stomach over a football pitch, the game will be canceled

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I woke up this morning with a cat in my bed.

I don't own a cat

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so, I walked behind this girl one saturday night at 4am. She turned and started walking faster. I did too. She turned again and starting running instead. I also started running. Then she started screaming. I runned past her, screaming my lungs out.
I still have no idea what scared her back there.

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-What day is it today?

-Today is today, sir.

-Fuck you stranger, you know what I mean!

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