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summer
Thursdays
are the new black

I heard him singing a good song...

I can't even believe I'm still up and not sleeping, only to find many of my friends commenting my comments! yay

#whywaituntilfriday

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

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I'm from Miami, beach!

36 yo(lo)
for me!

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'cause every time we touch I feel the static.

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Los amigos llegan y se van cual olas del mar...

mientras unos te refrescan, otros se te prenden cual aguaviva...

todos dejan una marca.

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Los amigos llegan y se van cual olas del mar...

mientras unos te refrescan, otros se te prenden cual aguaviva...

todos dejan una marca.

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A prendiendo para
des A prender

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A prendiendo para
des A prender

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aprendiendo para desaprender

cuando comentas cada cancion del MDNA con tu vieja, te das cuenta que la cool es ella!!

amote

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cuando comentas cada cancion del MDNA con tu vieja, te das cuenta que la cool es ella!!

amote

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Less facebook updates &
more family ones.

in this moment there isn't a better place in this world than my bed

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I stepped on a cornflake this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?

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It's just going to be another one of those mornings where I'm not rich and famous...

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You Sir,
are fluent in bullshit •

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All the coffee in Colombia won't make me a morning person.

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No, you're not fat. You're just easy to see.

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I live in fear of accidentally hearing a Justin Bieber song and liking it.

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I have a black belt in sarcasm

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Me? Jealous? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahayes.

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I'm not as random as you think I salad.

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unámonos vagos del mundo!

el martes!

hoy es domingo y mañana lunes es feriado!

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dejá de desvestirme con la mirada.

usá las manos!

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Stop
undressing
me with your eyes!
Use your teeth •

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Excuse me, you have got a little bit of face on your make-up there

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Hurry up!
Get naked..
I've got a plan •

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life is simple, google it.

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Unconcious girls don't say no.

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Therapist..?
You mean bartender!?

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Therapist..?
You mean bartender!?

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3 words,
8 letters,
easy to say,
hard to prove...

"I'm a zebra."

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Things I hate:

1. Writing
2. Irony
3. Lists

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When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

- Frank Sinatra

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20 years ago we had johnny cash, bob hope and steve jobs.
now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

please, don't let kevin bacon die!

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Never
stop doing
little things
for others..
Sometimes,
those little
things occupy
the biggest part
of their heart •

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Always
smile in the morning..
it makes people jealous of what you did last night •

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Sorry, i can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roomate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.

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I hope you step on LEGO.

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While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.

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If you receive a text from me late night, please discard it.

My phone is drunk.

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How to tell someone that their breath stinks without hurting their feelings:

„Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth."

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Some people are like clouds.

When they disappear,
it gets a brighter day.

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I saw something
that reminded me of you today,
but don't worry I flushed it •

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Sometimes, I sneak up on my alarm clock in the middle of the night and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH"

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I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got three followers so far but I think at least two are cops.

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recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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the thrill is momentary

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I tried to say goodbye ...

el momento en que vos y yo pasamos a ser "nosotros".

el momento en que seguís pesando que nunca es tarde, pero seguís sin actuar...

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el momento en que seguís pesando que nunca es tarde, pero seguís sin actuar...

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el momento en que te das cuenta que Montevideo estaba muerto en Turismo y te corriste 100kms ...

but I can't compete with an old wolf.

you loved me and I froze in time.

now I feel fear, I wish that they'd never come heeeere...

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now I feel fear, I wish that they'd never come heeeere...

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waltzing back into your life...

and you sit here with me on "the isle of insfree"...

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you're so distracted from the real thing, you should leave your life behind..

hope the sun beats down on you and skin yourself alive...

el momento en que te das cuenta que los demás no fueron los borrados...

el momento en que durante el primer chat se despiden con un "besotes mil!"...

el momento en que el pedacito de comida que estas masticando es un grano de pimienta...

el momento en que Foursquare te avisa que hay gente en tu casa...

el momento cuando le explicas a tu padre que tu amiga es hombre ...

el momento en que le decís a tu madre que perdiste la bombacha...

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I want you to take over control...

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There were moments of COLD and there were flashes of LIGHT.

somehow you win. when you believe.

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"It's clear we all want one Adam... or at least his vehemence."

MEP

I want my ADAM!!!

we all deserve at least one Adam in our journey!!! right?!

<3

"I may be deflowered but I am not devalued."

#TOTshoshTEAM

"Um seriously though, I like really think that the best years of your life are like totally gonna happen here."

#TOTshoshTEAM

"okay seriously, I cannot believe I have a friend who signed a book deal, it's so adult and intriguing."

#TOTshoshTEAM

where is she?
what is she wearing?
is it linen?

#TOTshoshTEAM

white
smoke?

white
lies!

let the sky fall.

a new poop
has been chosen!!!

de puntitas vive una...

do the Harlem shake...

SUNDAY
BLOODY
SUNDAE

it's the weekend love, love the weekend love.

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y si mamá nos viera nos tendremos que casar!

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FRIDAY
I'm in
L O V E

yo tan sobre de dormir y vos tan sommier.

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estoy cinda perdiendo la cabeza.

no sos vos, por mí.

vamos a ser cinda eternos.

cinda para toda la vida.

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cinda te quiero!

laudate omnes gentes laudate magnificat in secula et anima mea laudate magnificat in secula.

HAPPY NATION

vos tan saludame es mi día y yo tan no tengo un maldito día para mí.

vos tan vení cuando quieras y yo tan no tengo tiempo de tirarme un pedo.

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yo tan fideito integral para el tupper de hoy y vos tan llegué y me comí unos fideos anoche.

yo tan me hago el tupper temorano para mañana y vos tan cené el tupper que encontré al llegar.

yo tan pacificador y vos tan guerrillero.

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yo tan BBC HD y vos tan VTV.

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yo tan entro 8:45 y vos tan roncando como un lirón.

yo tan que increible y vos tan ver para creer.

yo tan unicornio y vos tan te importa un cuerno.

yo tan snack y vos tan garrapiñada.

yo tan choripan y vos tan dõnner kebap.

yo tan comestible y vos tan a dieta.

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yo tan pan y vos tan salame.

yo tan original y vos tan made in China.

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yo tan disneylandia y vos tan parque jurásico

yo tan muppet y vos tan marioneta.

yo tantos jabones y vos tan poca ducha.

yo tan chori y vos tan rabas de calamar.

yo tan choco chip cookie y vos tan soda cracker...