evr's Posts

Don't get it twisted

I'm loyal because of my self respect and integrity

Not because I lack options

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

"The truth will set you free.."

"But first it's going to piss you off..'

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Don't flirt with me..

I'm crazy and I fuck good..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Everybody has their issues..

Best you can do is decide what level of crazy you can live with and go for it..

AndSheCame, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Makes my heart happy to see my tribe is still

Was out wandering

Things aren't looking good out there

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Never be afraid to shine..

If you're to bright for them that's their problem..

Krisargent, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and petegutz2 like this

As soon as the 1st dead person votes for either side then that whole election needs to be recounted and verified..

If you have to have an ID and show up in person to buy cigarettes that only affects your life then they should damn sure show up with an ID if it affects mine..

Krisargent likes this

That neighbor you can't stand..

Leave a "you said you'd leave her" gift on his porch for valintines day.. ;)

Proof that it's never a good idea to piss me off..

Krisargent, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Don't waste your time counting your days..

Instead make your days count..

Krisargent, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

TRUTH
OVER
TRADITION

Krisargent, JMBis, BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

NO

The fact that Congress had to grant immunity from liability means you don't get to compare it to any other vaccine you had to take inorder to go to school

BoldDelight likes this

"What that mouth do..?"

Hurt your feelings most likely..

BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

So when is the walmart employee christmas party for the self checkout users..?

Krisargent, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Mthr fvkr's want to compete with you so bad..

Fool it's you against you and you're still losing..

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Nothing inspires trust more than:

"No you can't sue us if something goes wrong"

Krisargent likes this

Todays mood:

Fuck around and find out..

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

I am not the bigger person..

You should leave me alone.

Krisargent and AndSheCame like this

With the way the prices of wood, gas and ammo are going it's getting expensive to be a redneck..

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and JMBis like this

Going to leave a gallon of gas mixed with 5lbs of sugar in the bed of my truck tonight..

Let the games begin..

ErikSmit, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

My next relationship gonna be forever..

You wanna see other people..?

You can look out the fvkn window..

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and JMBis like this

My Dad once told me that even if you get too old to cut the mustard..

You can still lick the jar..

;)

CurrentNobody, petegutz2 and JMBis like this

This pandemic won't be officially over until Costco starts handing out free samples again..

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Wish them the best and then move on..

If they'd have been the right one

You'd have known..

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

Them:
"How do you sleep knowing some people don't like you..?"

Me:
"Butt Naked with the fan on.."

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and BoldDelight like this

Gramma taught that somethings you do will get you an ass whoopin..

She also taught me somethings are worth it..

CurrentNobody likes this

People so dumb that if you told them there was a toilet paper app half of them would end up with shit on their phone..

~Tom MacDonald

JMBis, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Just because I probably shouldn't say something
doesn't mean
I won't..

;)

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

People don't have to like you or what you say, think or do..

But here's the thing..

You don't have to care..

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

I'm loyal out of respect..

Not because I don't have options..

JMBis, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Keep your friends close
and your enemies in a ditch..

because fvk them

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Everybody has their issues..

The best you can do is decide what level of insanity you're willing to live with and go for it..

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and BoldDelight like this

“We have calcium in our bones, iron in our veins, carbon in our souls, and nitrogen in our brains.

93 percent stardust, with souls made of flames, we are all just stars that have people names.”

~ Nikita Gill

lonelyscribe, JMBis, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Politics aside,
It boils down to one thing..

It's not about left or right..

It's a fight between people who just want to be left alone..

And people who refuse to leave people alone..

And that's what it's always been about..

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

Don't be sorry..

I trusted you.

My mistake..

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, BoldDelight and Ziya like this

I love you.

But that doesn't mean I need you

I am not afraid to burn bridges that connect me to people who only pretend to care

I do not fear being alone

I'd rather be alone than to be around people I can't trust..

JMBis, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Living with pain changes you..

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon..
And if there is no room upon the hill..
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too..

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon..

AndSheCame, Ziya, CurrentNobody and BoldDelight like this

Still amuses me when people act shocked when I say wild shit in person..

did you really think this was an act..?

Sirskitten, BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Saw someone wearing a
"My warm up is your workout"
shirt..

Well,
"My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning"

so fvk you..

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

One of the biggest differences between me and most of the people you'll ever meet..

The things they say behind your back
I'll say to your face..

CurrentNobody and petegutz2 like this

We no longer trust you (msm)
You've destroyed any credibility you ever had..
We only watch now just to see how far you'll go..
We are taking note of who writes these lies
And who's responsible for spreading them..
There will be a reckoning..

CurrentNobody likes this

Forget that
"5 o Clock somewhere"
bs..

After the year we've had so far we get to drink any fn time we want too..

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Ziya like this

It's getting harder to find a good reason
and I'm tired of looking

DominicLomax, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

rachelfox, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Now that it's over,
I can write you a poem,
and maybe you'll write me a song,

You'll sing about how happy you are,
and I'll rhyme about how that's what I wanted for you all along..

-K. Towne Jr

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

I can be goofy as hell and silly as can be..
I laugh every chance I get..
But if you knew my past
you'd wonder how I can even smile..

AndSheCame, petegutz2, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Luke 11:21
21 “When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are safe."

Psalm 82:4
"Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.”

Self defense is not a sin..

AndSheCame likes this

We have highs and lows, daily..
We're sensitive
That's just how we are made.
We don't have to hide it and we don't need to fix it..

We are not broken..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

It's the little things that show how you really feel about someone..

Like knowing how she likes her coffee..

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

there's no such thing as

plenty of time..

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Hate is heavy..

Let it go..

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

There is enough fire inside you to put all of hell to shame
but you are pretending to be water for someone who is too afraid to handle the dragons in your belly.
Stop crushing the thing that makes you.

Embrace the flames

-Nikita Gill

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

I'll fight to the death for someone I love..
I won't quit on you no matter how hard it gets.
Even if you don't see me

I'm still here..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

It's the things you can't buy that are the most
valuable..

#LLHR

AndSheCame likes this

My words will either attract a strong mind or offend a weak one..

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

The Sun watches what I do..

But the moon knows my secrets..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

When you share grief the sorrow is halved..

But when you share happiness the joy is doubled

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

We are the makers of music
and we are the dreamers of dreams

Wandering by lone sea breakers,
And stitting by desolate streams;
World-losers
and
world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:

Yet we are the movers and shakers of a world for ever it seems..

-Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

Was told I'm cold and heartless..

I'm down until you fuck up..
Then you become irrelevant..

Simple truths..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Even if I had a bucket full of fucks

I wouldn't give you one..

sonybox, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, petegutz2 and BoldDelight like this

Sometimes it's important to just shut the fuck up..

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, petegutz2 and BoldDelight like this

You ever listen to someone and think,

Damn..

You have the IQ of a Crayon..

BoldDelight, Ziya, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Just because you love somebody doesn't mean you don't think about drop kicking them off a fucking cliff every once in awhile..

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

I want to be cuddled..
But I also want to be left the hell alone..

Being crazy is hard..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

The longer I go without something,
the more comfortable I become with it's absence..

That goes for people too..

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and petegutz2 like this

The moment you refuse to let people disrespect you suddenly become
"dificult"

CurrentNobody, Ziya and Fionacatherine like this

I'm far from perfect, but I do have one skill..

I can fix stupid..

(but it's gonna hurt)

HeartOnFire, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Today the Devil whispered in my ear:
"You're not strong enough to survive the storm"

I whispered back:
"Six feet motherfucker"

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

No one is coming to save you..

Your life is 100% your responsibility..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I wasn't myself for months.

and nobody noticed..

HeartOnFire, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Them:
You don't have to drink to be fun to be around..

Me:
I drink to make you more fun to be around..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

In life there will be alot of people who tell you that you can't do something..

Don't listen to them,
Those people suck..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Once I get used to not talking to you..

You're fucked..

HeartOnFire, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

#tearsintherain

CurrentNobody likes this

When you can be happy for no reason
You've won

When you don't attach your happiness to anything or anyone

You become truly free

BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

When everything goes to hell..

It's the ones who stand by you without flinching

Those are your family

HeartOnFire, AndSheCame and Luc_Berlin like this

Learn to tell the difference between
who's in your corner
and who's just in your business..

HeartOnFire, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

Don't want federal officers in your city..

Have you considered not letting your "citizens" attack federal employee's and buildings..?

AndSheCame likes this

The less I give a fuck

The happier I am..

BoldDelight, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Smart enough to know I'm fighting a battle that can't be won..

To stupid
to quit..

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Serious question to mask wearers:

You didn't start wearing a mask because you studied the available science and determined that a mask was the best way (or even an effective way) to prevent the spread of Covid.
You started wearing one because a stranger with a government title told you to..

So be honest
You won't stop no matter how much evidence there is that a mask doesn't really help until someone with a govenment title tells you to..

AndSheCame likes this

Keep your friends close and your enemies in a ditch becuse,

fuck that..

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Fuck partying..

I need friends that will go to the farmers market at 8am and drink coffee with me..

BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I used to be fucking stupid..

But we broke up..

Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

All dogs think they're alphas..

Until they meet a wolf..

HeartOnFire, Dolora, perellano, UserOne, Drakonan, BoldDelight, eulekauzig, Floki, Fionacatherine, EmilyHeller and 4 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic and Hannah69

Be yourself..

People don't have to like you and you don't have to care..

petegutz2, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and BoldDelight like this

There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul..

Even if it's cold
with a celery stalk
and
vodka..

petegutz2 likes this

I only trust a very few

So if I trust you

Don't fuck it up..

AndSheCame likes this

I don't need motivation..

I just need people to get the fuck out of my way

AndSheCame, BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

Sometimes,
it feels better not to talk..

At all
About anything
To anyone..

AndSheCame, BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

My best dreams and worst nightmares have the same people in them..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

People think that I'll forget the disrepectful things they said..

I won't..

BoldDelight, perellano, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

If you see someone not wearing a mask,
remenber that as far as you know that person has a good reason and it's none of your business..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Bars closed
"Covid"

Fvk you
I'm not drinking
I'm protesting sobriety..

petegutz2 and CurrentNobody like this

I'll fuck off..

You wait here..

;)

CurrentNobody likes this

I really do have a good heart..

It's just that I can be a lil mean..

CurrentNobody likes this

It's hard to find a friend who's caring, cute, loving, generous, sexy and smart..

But here I am
Don't lose me..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about..

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

The Deadliest virus in the United States
is the
Media..

jadeeastman likes this

Listen to your soul because it's tired of your bullshit..

BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

How many defenseless people have to die before we learn being defenseless isn't the answer..

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Seeing posts about protestors looting..

Don't get it Twisted:

Protestors are protesting..

Looters are looting..

Stay Focused

#justiceforall

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Seeing posts about protestors looting..

Don't get it twisted:

Protestors are protesting..

Looters are looting..

Stay Focused

CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

You see
"Black man murdered by white cop"

I see
"Helpless man murdered by corupt cop allowed by other corupt cops"

We are not the same..

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

At this point I would feel safer if the Corna virus held a press conference to explain how it's going to keep me safe from the Government..

CurrentNobody likes this

Brains are
AWESOME

I wish everybody
had one

Stig300, bisdenndann, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

I don't take orders..

I barely take suggestions..

BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I would rather be hated for who I am..

Than be liked for pretending to be something I'm not..

BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Follow your heart..

but take your brain with you..

OpenWorld, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Maybe we feel empty because
we left pieces of ourselves in people we tried to love..

BoldDelight, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

Watching the
US Government
handle CoVid is like watching the
Ministry of Magic handle Voldemort's return..

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

I should be ashamed of my behavior..

Let's be clear,
I'm not..

But I should be..

bold, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

Three simple rules..

Don't lie..

Don't cheat..

Don't make promises you can't keep..

petegutz2, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

"I couldn't afford to give a fuck even if it was financed.."

Tom Macdonald..

@Tom

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reposted by CurrentNobody

If you can't stop thinking about it..

Don't stop working for it..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

It will take longer to do it over..

Than it would've to do it right the first time..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Things that Covid-19 has taught me..

1. That the job I was told could'nt be
done remotely can be done
remotely..

2. Many disabled people could have
been working from home but
corporations just didn't want them
to..

3. The internet is a utility not a
luxury..

UserOne, lonelyscribe, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, BoldDelight, MyM and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody, RealA and lonelyscribe

The figures being reported never seem to take into consideration that due to the lack of available tests the likelihood of those infected is probably 3 times as many as reported. Then when you factor in that we actually have a reasonably accurate death total the severity of this outbreak becomes much less panic inducing..

We are being mislead by the media blitz..

When you do the actual math it becomes plain that
things aren't adding up..

Fionacatherine, Ziya and petegutz2 like this

FAIR WARNING

If you all start hoarding coffee
and I can't get some the corona virus will be the least of your worries..

The body count will be staggering..

Ziya, roosterbear, Fionacatherine, CountVlad, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

Sometimes
it takes losing what you settled for to remind you of what you deserve..

siouxz, Ziya, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

A sense of humor is critical to your survival.
Sure you need food, water and other stuff like that,
but a sense of humor is what holds your shit together when life is being a motherfucker..

juliettebravo, Luca.Cheers, eulekauzig, busylizzie, timothy21, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and jadeeastman like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

My love is
unconditional

My trust and respect
are not

JMBis, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

Go ahead,

underestimate me..

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and BoldDelight like this

Better to be the only one who smiled..

Than to be the one who didn't smile back..

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and BoldDelight like this

Confidence doen't come from always being right..

It comes from not being afraid to be wrong..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

It's not about having time..

It's about making time..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Someone once told me
"It's all in the eyes"

A smile isn't genuine unless the eyes are smiling too..

Words mean nothing unless you can see it in their eyes too..

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Just know this..

The ones who sell the panic..

Are the same ones who sell the cure..

Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

I have no problem with people not liking me..

It's the ones who pretend to that I have a problem with..

Fionacatherine, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Technology won't truly
impress me
until I can download a pot of coffee..

CurrentNobody likes this

I do have a
serious side

I keep it on the
back porch
and
feed it crackers

jadeeastman and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

I stood by you..

I didn't walk away..

You pushed me..

petegutz2, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness..

I'm kind to everyone..

But when someone is unkind to me weakness will not be what they'll remember about me..

petegutz2, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Loyalty
Honor and Respect

You can't buy it because we don't sell it..

petegutz2, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

That's what I do..

I drink coffee
and I know things..

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

There's a fine line between genius and crazy..

I use that line as a jump rope..

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Cry me a river and I'll build you a bridge..

So you can get the fuck over it..

siouxz, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I know..

I don't have to be sarcastic..

But the world has given me so much material to work with..

It would be a shame to waste it..

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I've seen people like you before..

But I had to pay admission..

CurrentNobody likes this

If I post something you don't like you only have to tell me once and you'll never see anything like that from me again..

Because I'm going to block your dumb ass..

I post what the fuck I want..

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and BoldDelight like this

The monkey
is off my back..

But the circus
is still in town..

BoldDelight and Fionacatherine like this

It's total bullshit on how little frolicking I get to do..

I was made for frolicking..

Fionacatherine likes this

You will be too much for some people..

Those aren't
your people..

BoldDelight, HeartOnFire and AndSheCame like this

Yes..
I am a little crazy..

But crazy is better than stupid..

HeartOnFire and AndSheCame like this

If you don't mean it..

Don't fucking say it..

HeartOnFire and AndSheCame like this

"Sometimes you hold back from talking to someone not because of your pride or fear of rejection..

But because deep down you know that had they wanted to be in your life
they would've made the fucking effort.."

AndSheCame likes this

"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list.

But nobody ever asks if you are happy."

- Heath Ledger

BoldDelight and AndSheCame like this

Assert dominance by moaning your own name during sex..

BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

There's a huge difference between being informed..

and just being
opinionated..

HeartOnFire, petegutz2 and CurrentNobody like this

I'm too magical for your bullshit..

HeartOnFire, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Story of My Life:

I knew better..

but..

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Inner peace..

Some thug life if need be..

But mostly inner peace..

Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

My Grandmother taught me to be nice first..

So be nice..

Be nice until it's time to stop being nice..

Then destroy them..

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and HeartOnFire like this

True love is when they look at you and see that you are batshit crazy..

but love you anyway..

HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

"Speak to people in a way that if they died the next day you'd be ok with your last conversation"

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

I want a healthly relationship..

With toxic relationship sex..

CurrentNobody likes this

"All due respect"
is a wonderful expression..

Because the answer could be..

none..

BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

It's like I always say..

"What the fuck is wrong with you..?"

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

We fall..
We fail..
We break..

and then..

We rise..
We heal..
We overcome..

BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Before you drag my name through the mud..

Be sure you mention how good I was to you before you lost my respect..

Tell them how I did my best when no one else gave a damn..

HeartOnFire, BoldDelight, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

If I'm ever known as

"The one that got away"

Just know that it was from the asylum..

BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

Smart motherfuckers

always sound like
crazy motherfuckers

to dumb motherfuckers..

karlokoenig and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

and if you gaze for long into an abyss..

the abyss gazes also into you..

AndSheCame and BoldDelight like this

I don't fuckin think so..

eulekauzig, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

Friend:
I'm worried about you..

Me:
*dunks oreo in fireball*
Why..?

bold likes this

You laugh..
I laugh..

You Cry..
I cry..

You fall..
I laugh then fall too from laughing so hard..

Ziya likes this

Ex:
You're stupid..

Me:
You're proof..

BoldDelight and Ziya like this

Before coffee:
Hates everybody..

After coffee:
Feels good about hating everybody..

Fool me once..

Fuck you
we're done..

siouxz, petegutz2, HeartOnFire, syedshahzaib, BoldDelight, JulieanneS, Ziya, SiriLovesAlexa, juliettebravo, eulekauzig and 2 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, Dar.G, SiriLovesAlexa, siouxz, siouxz, siouxz and siouxz

A wise man once said..

Fuck It..

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I'm not the person I used to be..

And you should be glad I'm not..

;)

HeartOnFire likes this

Yes it hurt

and yes it almost destroyed me..

and yes

I'd do it all again

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