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The most significant discoveries in science were probably immediately preceded by someone saying "what the fuck is this bullshit?!"

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Sometimes, in order to find yourself

you have to first lose yourself.

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You think I'm attentively taking notes at your meeting

I'm writing my grocery list

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when nothing changes ... everything gets worse

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I don't program my kids with answers

I counsel them on the questions I think they should be asking

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Latest Subaru commercial:

"Go where Love takes you."

Me:

"Definitely don't go where Love takes you. Tell Love, 'Thanks, but I'm gonna just grab an Uber.'"

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Seriously, everybody just needs to get a f'cking grip

Like, now

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If you can't afford to tip appropriately,
you can't afford to eat out.

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