DarkandStormy's Posts

when you know the dick is bad for you but you want it anyway

AndSheCame likes this

we
sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning

CurrentNobody, eulekauzig and DarkandStormy like this

nothing you love about me is ever coming back

#bye, #oldself, #changed, #jaded, #whoami, #truth, #behavingbadly

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

#noshame, #iworethem

how come an english muffin comes with sand on it

CurrentNobody likes this

live
laugh

leave me alone

#realtalk, #truth, #bye, #getaclue

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and JodieT like this

yall ever drink an iced coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope

#thinker, #realtalk, #truth, #preach, #espresso, #lit, @Fionacatherine

petegutz2, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

so you wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?

#sexting

FrozenNodak, CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

are you fertile?

i need a favor

#sexting

JMBis, CurrentNobody, JodieT and techor like this

on a scale of 1 to America how free are u tonight?

#sexting

CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

sit on my face and ill eat my way to your heart

CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

other than a huge nose....what do you do in life?

#sexting

CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

#sexting

CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

can i have your number?
i forgot mine.....

#sexting, #pickuplines, #nicetry, #boybye, #newphonewhodis

CurrentNobody, JodieT and AndSheCame like this

send me a picture of your vagina

#sexting

CurrentNobody, DarkandStormy and AndSheCame like this

#sexting

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Christmas
Socks

#christmas, #yule, #sucks, #holidaycheer, #happybirthday, #jesusstuff, #santa, #hallmarkmovies, #mrbeanxmas

swatchUSA, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, itsme. and Authlander like this

Remember, you can disappear into an overgrown forest whenever you want.

Youre an adult.

#wanderlust, #adventuretime, #peaceout, #onewithnafure, #compassrose, #bye

AndSheCame, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

You'd think a girl would learn

#getaclue, #drama, #behavingbadly, #learnselflove, #pitymygender, #bechill, #stopblamingothers, #ownup, #bye, #stopusingcocaine

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, FrozenNodak and AndSheCame like this

sometimes you make a wonderful fucking salad

#mealprep, #getyourgreens, #healthybutnot, #boringfood, #spiceupyourlife

CurrentNobody likes this

#lol, #nocomment

CurrentNobody likes this

dude was sittin there looking like he gives side quests

#openworld, #reallife, #sidemissions, #videogamer, #lifeprep, #useful, #skillset, #levelup

CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

#theonlyway

Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

we are childlike not childish

#word

CurrentNobody likes this

#feels, #guyslivesmatter, #emo, #itscooltocry, #realmen

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, DarkandStormy, Authlander, janem803 and Fionacatherine like this

Madonna black and gold avitar

Activate

CurrentNobody likes this

* to web md*

i have it all

#ihavetgefeels, #mfproblems

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Authlander and Fionacatherine like this

crazy how to be a whore of biblical proportions all you reallygotta do is be a single lady

#singleladies, #bc, #ad, #oldschool, #

petegutz2, MyM, CurrentNobody and karlokoenig like this

whatever

fornever

#hah, #emo, #feels, #whine, #wambulance

CurrentNobody and JodieT like this

scrolled thru my tinder and saw my nephew.

ive come full circle...

#noway, #smallcity, #thisisunreal, #canteven, #

eulekauzig, petegutz2, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and JodieT like this

i dont think i can twerk on a full stomach

#twerk, #moves, #junkinthetrunk, #dragginawagon, #hurl

petegutz2, CurrentNobody and eulekauzig like this

im so many sheets in im a laundry line

#allsheets, #liquoredup, #laundryday, #drunkasf

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

thats when i knew i could be part evil

#ahamoment, #realize, #realeyes, #evil, #idontwanttobegood, #knowhow, #curses

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

things that begin with the letter Q

#poll, #quiz, #quirky, #quote

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and karlokoenig like this

friend: what is this spicy song about?

me: dont worry its good shit.

#random, #spicy, #jalepeen, #mikemitclan

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

future protege and chocolate chip cookies

#bakeoff, #bakesale, #soecialcookies, #treat

sarcaSM, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Authlander like this

you know
eintstein was probably walking around thinking everyone was dumb shits

#smrt, #genius, #einstein, #foodforthought, #thinker

CurrentNobody likes this

we need to make a
t-shirt that just says shoot the baby

#random, #babyonboard, #bb, #tshirthell

CurrentNobody likes this

you have like five ghosts around you currently who wanna party

#partyrockin, #partyghosts, #hauntedmansion, #theycool

FrozenNodak, eulekauzig and AndSheCame like this

wrote a sad song on my leg last night but it came off in the shower

#lyricalgenius, #washaway, #markedup, #selfcareirony

eulekauzig, AndSheCame, JodieT and CurrentNobody like this

aside from the dreams that surrounds us, im just here on my own.

#imsad

AndSheCame likes this

once i learn to explode into bats and vanish its all over for you retards

#emo, #darkandstormy, #darkness, #vampire, #teamedward, #coldones, #darkhumor

FrozenNodak and karlokoenig like this

forecast:

an insatiable chasm within

#itgonnarain, #darkandstormy, #welp, #dressaccordingly, #catsanddogs

once i am subsumed by the sea of cosmic luminescence its over for you bitches

#trancend, #levelup, #nofucks, #byefiona, #unicorn, #narcissist

eulekauzig likes this

forgave myslef and then was like now what??

#fillthevoid, #giveup, #feels, #thenothing, #situationship

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

i wish i was on a spaceship, just me my cat and an impossible view

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Dwell like this

going 50 in the left lane is genuinely so dangerous pls dont do this

AndSheCame likes this

i died eating french fries in the restaurant on the corner where you broke my heart

#friesaremyonlylove, #friedfood, #potato, #carbs, #fillthevoid, #selfsabotage, #whatdoesntkillyou, #babygotback, #layoffmeimstarving

crafty, JodieT, CurrentNobody, Krusa and AndSheCame like this

car dudes are just horse girls

#toofasttoosoon, #basicequestrian, #horsebae, #spoilerbro, #dudedrifter, #pimpyourpersona

crafty, JodieT, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, karlokoenig, Krusa and Authlander like this

how its possible to be zen and anxious at the same time

a memoir

#deepthoughts, #memoir, #yingyang, #loathethyself, #mybraindoesthings

FrozenNodak, Fionacatherine, JodieT, CurrentNobody, Krusa and AndSheCame like this

you: i love you

them: your two factor auth verification code is 450 513

#gah, #reallife, #lonelyhearts, #youhadmeatdel

Krusa and AndSheCame like this

hi im the weather and im trying to kill you

#polarvortex, #winterishere, #eternal

im 67% sure
no fucks are given

#mediumfeels, #lowkey, #meh, #youdoyou, #goodlucktoyou

CurrentNobody, eulekauzig and Krusa like this

delete me like your search history

#cashe, #cookies, #cdrive, #goto

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

there are no two words in the english language more harmful than "free rave"

#micdrop

Krusa likes this

thats my first selfie since obama got elected

#cooldudes, #michelleobamaarms

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

big willie style

#willsmith, #parentsjustdont, #understand, #freshprince

CurrentNobody, eulekauzig and Krusa like this

in relationship with whole city

#singlereadytomingle, #ayo, #allyall, #tittycity

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

#basicwitch, #spell, #hex, #cast, #lefthandpath, #comeatmebro

Krusa likes this

old school megatron is handsome

for a robot

#transformers, #badboys, #theleaderofthepack, #80s, #villain, #robit, #morethanmeetstheeye

eulekauzig and Krusa like this

gonna robot till someone buys me a dollar PBR

#beers, #bros, #pabst, #skunkbeer, #blueribbon

Krusa likes this

i stuck my finger in a donut today.

#sweetescape, #donuts, #sugarrush, #yumyums

Krusa and AndSheCame like this

summoning
sickness until
your next turn

#mtg, #tap, #mana, #nerds, #deck

Krusa likes this

im sorry dad im the worst daughter you ever had

#outofwedlock, #childofsociopaths, #payingsincedayone

Krusa likes this

white
girls
think
they're
mermaids

#pinterestboard, #arielforlife, #asthetic, #teal, #lookatthesefins

Krusa likes this

the second ice age hit and we finally got hot eggrolls

#wat

Krusa likes this

when your bra size is twin peaks

#truestory, #thestruggleisreal, #8008135, #tittycity, #cans, #melons, #motorboat

Krusa likes this

the clothes pile is the anus of the bedroom

#washyoass, #tidy, #lol, #amirite

MyM, Krusa, eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

lots of passive aggressive
hippies out there

#pma, #falseadvertising, #jah, #oneloathe, #uppity

janem803, Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

after you die wipeout starts playing

#surfsup

janem803, Krusa and CurrentNobody like this

some of you never had divorced parents and it shows

#normal, #lovingfamily, #antisociopathic, #perfectionist, #ironfist, #diffencemechonism, #stabmeintheface

AndSheCame, janem803, Krusa, CurrentNobody and Authlander like this

prince
cover
when
subs
cry

#prince, #purplerain, #romeonjulietsndtrk, #whendovescry, #1999

Krusa, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and JodieT like this

hello it is night good morning

#thenighttimeis, #therighttime, #wakeywakey, #howl

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Krusa like this

my heart is a broken cigarette

but say it in an italian voice

#eyetalian, #aha, #spagett, #bapadiboopi, #italianstallion

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

crazy no matter how early you wake up you're still poor

#momoney, #moproblems

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Krusa like this

tried to sell my soul but they were like keep it

#bypass, #wallflower, #reject, #pickedlast, #backrow, #intheshadows

FrozenNodak, sarcaSM, phuamaxx, Orkid, locupleto, siouxz, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, Drakonan and 5 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic and FrankTheTank

teenage mutant ninja
squirtles

#pokemon, #squirtle, #gottacatchemall, #pokemonmaster, #likenooneeverwas

Kathi123, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig and Krusa like this

mighty
morphine
power
rangers

#millenials

karlokoenig, sarcaSM, CurrentNobody, Authlander, JodieT, Krusa and eulekauzig like this

*gestures
wistfully to a bog*

this used to be the food court

#fuckit, #mudbath, #history, #thefeels, #badarchitechture, #hangry

AndSheCame, sarcaSM, CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

my mom beat me i turned out just fine

*opens tinder during funeral*

#single, #thefeels, #sadbuttrue

CurrentNobody, Authlander, eulekauzig and Krusa like this

how many
marriages end in target

#hmmmm, #ahamoment, #sadbuttrue, #target, #thefeels, #takemymoney

AndSheCame, Krusa, eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

I want a love that falls as fast as a body does from the balcony

#holdme, #thefeels, #lostinemotion, #hopelessrom, #ghostlove, #talktome, #loveyourself

FrozenNodak, Krusa, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, janem803 and JodieT like this

might fuck around and create an irrelevant problem to distract from my root issues

#whynot, #thefeels, #truestory, #realtalk, #welp

bold, Fionacatherine, Krusa, JodieT, CurrentNobody, janem803 and eulekauzig like this

reposted by CurrentNobody

emotional dry heaving

#thefeels, #truestory, #amirite, #justsaying, #qotd, #lostinemotion

CurrentNobody, janem803 and Krusa like this

pines w out knowing for whom

#somewhereoutther, #truestory, #ghostlove, #hopelessrom, #thefeels, #lonely

CurrentNobody, janem803 and Krusa like this

hey Siri who are we really?

#whoami, #aliens, #lostinemotion, #truestory, #thefeels, #qotd, #justsaying, #amirite

CurrentNobody, eulekauzig and Krusa like this

if youre reading this im talking in my sleep

#tims, #quote, #talkinginmysleep, #whatusay, #sleepytime, #talktome, #whatsup

karlokoenig, MissSpelled, CurrentNobody, janem803, eulekauzig, UserOne and Krusa like this

reposted by karlokoenig

people are trash im making pasta

#justsaying, #ugh, #qotd, #carbsaremybff, #comfortfood, #ontherealreal, #dude

CurrentNobody and Krusa like this

kind women are not free therapists

#justsaying, #realtalk, #quote, #truestory, #empatheticdoormat, #whysoserious, #loveyourself

CurrentNobody, janem803, Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, UserOne and Krusa like this

If you see me crying at my job venmo me

#worklife, #hustle, #realtalk, #hardknox, #helpme, #welp, #jokes, #thefeels, #justsaying

Krusa likes this

I practiced self love and now I dont text back.

#offthegrid, #smartphoney, #thefeels, #justsaying, #loveyourself

sarcaSM, karlokoenig, UserOne, Matlala, Krusa, Authlander, eulekauzig and JodieT like this

hope
god
noticed
i ate
a salad
today

#justsaying, #quote, #ketonarsissism, #validateme, #bestinshow, #ranchdressing

eulekauzig, Krusa, janem803 and JodieT like this

If you need me
don't

#justgo, #stop, #wallflower, #justsaying, #thefeels, #aloneanditsfine, #qotd, #welp, #leavemealone

UserOne, Krusa and JodieT like this

As an introvert I would not come back from the dead but good for jesus

#boss, #whatsupson, #jesusisog, #daddyissues, #watchme, #heisrisen, #nofucksgiven, #sorcerer, #legend, #dude

Krusa likes this

good morning what r we mad about today

#goodmorning, #qotd, #firstthing, #quitbitching, #justsaying, #breakfast, #antimorning, #getitdone, #grumpypeople

karlokoenig, JodieT and Krusa like this

I'm my own emotionally unsupportive boyfriend

#noworries, #singleaf, #ok, #aloneanditsfine, #loatheyourself, #quote, #straightup, #justsaying, #thefeels, #valentine, @fionacatherine

MonoGate, Krusa, JodieT, crafty, Authlander and Fionacatherine like this

*appears to you in your dream as a tattered walmart bag stuck on a barbed wire*

#astralprojection, #trueform, #whatami, #thefeels, #justsaying, #goodvibes, #lastcallforalcohol, #straightup, #nofucksgiven, #quote, #og

Krusa, JodieT and Fionacatherine like this

yea ok

but do u believe in life after luv

#justsaying, #gah, #meh, #cher, #iseewhatyoudidthere, #ancientproverb, #wordsnotwisdom, #thefeels, #sadagain, #emptyandiknowit

Krusa likes this

I blame myself so I don't have to talk to anyone.

#justsaying, #lastcallforalcohol, #straightup, #truth, #nofucksgiven, #badpeople, #quote, #thefeels, #oggoth, #sad, #whatever

Krusa likes this

Cant beleive u cant un meet people

JodieT likes this

BLOCKED MY LANDLORDS NUMBER GOOD VIBES ONLY BITCH

#bossbitch, #goodvibes, #slumlord, #lifehack, #justsaying

home?
what home?
it aint gonna be home anymore.
come on, guys, this is our time.
our last chance to see if there really any rich stuff.
we've got to.

emiledi77, MonoGate and JodieT like this

you're
a
lizzard
harry.

#harrypotter, #wizzard, #lizzard, #hogwarts

JodieT likes this

the pcp was free....the hookers were not

MonoGate likes this

#thot, #christmas, #holiday, #holidayseason, #toys, #giftgiving, #xmas, #thathoeoverthere

I'm thankful for second last call.

#thankful, #thanks, #thanksgiving, #straightup, #lastcallforalcohol

Bhoomi_Dekate likes this

JodieT likes this

If you're shitty and you know it

Clap your hands

#badpeople, #mean, #sackupwards, #ushadyanduknowit, #nofucksgiven

JodieT likes this

When Replying with "k" just got u

JodieT likes this

Walgreens is my night club

JodieT likes this

she has mouth sores due to her raging bullemia but you dont warn your homies bc their thirsty asses are having a serious double tap war...

there is no angry way to say "bubbles"

-you know you tried.

bold likes this

McDonalds Breakfast.

haddock likes this

#weatherforecast, #familyguy, #olliewilliams, #sethmcfarlane, #quote

PenSword72, JodieT and sophh like this

It can't rain all the time.

#weatherforecast, #thecrow, #lovelost, #oggoth, #ericdraven, #1994, #cultclassic, #thefeels

janem803, PenSword72, Qball and haddock like this

Winter is coming.

#weatherforecast, #gameofthones, #got, #stark, #winterfell, #familywords, #jonsnow, #direwolf

Qball likes this

blame it on the rain.

#weatherforecast, #millivanilli, #lipsync, #dreds, #1989, #onehitwonders

Qball likes this

ah yes, her wizard sleeve is hanging from her wizard cape.

PenSword72 and JodieT like this

there is always money in the banana stand.

#arresteddevelopment, #truth, #burnbabyburn, #chicken

haddock and sn0wed like this

nature's
shit list.

sn0wed likes this

prepare to have some extra butter.

sn0wed likes this

keepin life on the cheap tonight.

michiko3010 and sn0wed like this

never
trust
the
living.

sophh, michiko3010 and sn0wed like this

may the bridges i burn give me a nice tan.

sn0wed likes this

what fresh hell is this?

karlokoenig, haddock and sn0wed like this

sophh, michiko3010 and sn0wed like this

#byefelicia, #bye, #solong, #gtfo, #talktothehand

sn0wed likes this

mischief
managed.

#harrypotter, #jkrowling, #magic, #hogwarts, #map

janem803, petegutz2, michiko3010 and sn0wed like this

age: 19
sex: hell yeah
salary desired: 3 million dollars, cash.

#jobinterview

Bhoomi_Dekate, sophh, sn0wed, Aelin, _ATOMIC and Proceline like this

hiding on a rock like carnie wilson.

#wilsonphilips, #holdon, #fatkidproblems, #inheshadows, #anxiety, #middlechild, #backseat

sn0wed likes this

invite a wolf, expect the pack.

#wolf, #pack, #loner, #gotyourback, #loyalty, #howlatthemoon

eulekauzig, Bhoomi_Dekate, Ziya, stanleyfu, ephemeraljoy, michiko3010, sarcaSM, sn0wed, PenSword72, Proceline and 1 other like this

see spider.

burn house down.

sn0wed likes this

50 shades of grated cheese.

#funny, #50shades, #movies, #imhungry

sn0wed likes this

#notevenoneletter, #noragrets, #regret, #badtattoos, #nowhatimsayin

sn0wed likes this

so long and thanks for all the fish.

#escapetheaquarium, #hitchikkersguide, #cultclassic, #supremebeings

karlokoenig, eulekauzig, Authlander, sophh, sn0wed and Proceline like this

cant we all just get along?

#escapetheaquarium, #steveurkel

michiko3010 and sn0wed like this

#thekaratekid, #ralphmachio, #80smovies, #childhoodcrap, #advice, #sweetwhispers

sn0wed likes this

at least we can still
dream.

#escapetheaquarium

michiko3010 and sn0wed like this

pizza,
you
are
my
only
friend.

#truth, #pizza, #pizzalove, #friendship, #realtalk

Proceline likes this

Lair
Sweet
Lair

#home, #lair, #evildwelling, #playonwords, #hizzy

Proceline and haiden_ like this

#turningpoint, #88mph, #backtothefuture, #80smovies, #martymcfly, #leahthompson

Proceline likes this

when you realize there is a hair in your food and you keep eating anyway.

#turningpoint

karlokoenig, Tanascha and Jamille like this

Throwback to that one time you felt bad for Cersei Lannester.

#got, #gameofthones, #winteriscoming, #hbo, #bestshowever

My Closet Game:

Just like Alicia Silverstone in clueless; except all black, and all the same outfit.

Game of Mother Fucking Thrones...

#gameofthrones, #winteriscoming, #stark, #jonsnow

Proceline likes this

aintnopartylikeawestcoastpartycuzawestcoastpartydontstop.

GrummMell, eulekauzig, sophh and Proceline like this

reposted by eulekauzig

#afterlifeissues, #umadbro, #stillmad

You will be fine.
Just you wait and see.

my soul is tired.

eulekauzig, MonoGate, Bhoomi_Dekate, janem803, sunny71, sophh, michiko3010 and swatchUSA like this

fire walk with me

#davidlynch, #twinpeaks, #trillpeaks, #tvseries, #cult, #agentcooper, #blacklodge, #log

aana, MonoGate, janem803, Bhoomi_Dekate, Sunshine123, tk93, janeh, ephemeraljoy, PenSword72, Proceline and 2 others like this

Now go sit in the corner and think about your life.

#adventuretime, #bmo, #jakethedog

Bhoomi_Dekate, janem803, Authlander, sunny71, michiko3010 and Proceline like this

R.I.P

to all the Nintendogs who havent been fed since 2007

#humor, #dark, #nintendogs, #DS, #viirtualpet, #neglect, #truth, #nintendo

Bhoomi_Dekate, sophh, Proceline and swatchUSA like this