Chuck_Norris's Posts

CHUCK NORRIS ONCE
FLUSHED A CONDOM

three weeks later
the ninja turtles
were born

Reposted from anonymous

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My daugther lost her virginity but I found it and got it back.

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I don't
fold paper airplanes.
I fold airplanes into paper.

#paper, #airplanes

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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not me.

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Danny Trejo?

Never heard of her.

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reposted by hebdifescht

...so we named him

Chuck Fucking Norris Jr.

#babynames, #gold, #chucknorris

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