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Chuck_Norris

I'm your mother.

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Chuck_Norris

I don't flush the toilet.
I scare the shit out of it.

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I'M YOUR MOTHER

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God?
Never heard of her.

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I've a grizzly bear carpet in front of the fireplace. The bear isn't dead. He's just afraid to move.

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Santa Claus was real... until he forgot my present.

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Sorry,
I didn't mean to make your Happy Meal cry.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone!

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I have a deep respect for life, people, cats, trees and stuff...
unless it gets in my way.

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