AviatorPD's Posts

TRUE WORKOUT IS

WHEN YOU SNIFF YOUR OWN SWEAT

#workout, #gymtime, #instagramfitness, @Boldomatic, @twitter, #projectrock

was staring my girl in eye

she freaks and asks me cutely what!

and i said its full moon and you haven't shape shifted yet

@Boldomatic, @Ikeepitreal, #sarcasm, @tictacsforsex

prubton and bold like this

TAIWAN AIRLINES PILOT CRASH LANDED A PLANE IN RIVER

AND ALL THIS WHILE I USE TO THINK ASIANS ARE JUST BAD AT DRIVING CARS

@Boldomatic, @twitter, #taiwancrash, #asians, @9gag

quit your job
travel the world
die happy

Reposted from BJcore

@Boldomatic, #freedom, @twitter

I train to fight

my own Demons

my own fears

@Boldomatic, #fears, #demons, #trainhard, @twitter

#pizza, @twitter, @Boldomatic, #foodporn

If i punch you in the face,
am i punching a dickhead or
the headdick

#sarcasm, @SarcasmsNotes, #stupidly, @Boldomatic, @lenamichel, @RamonaStewart, @anonyman, @Akatrine, @lKeepItReaI, @sohilsgandhi

Penis mightier than Sword

#sarcasm, @SarcasmsNotes, #stupidly, @Boldomatic, @sarcasm_only

shock me

say something intelligent

#sarcasm, @SarcasmsNotes, #stupidly, @Boldomatic

That mini heart attack when you have sent a text to the wrong person.

my mistake i thought since you looked like yoda you were wise too

Reposted from jaybyrd

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sitting for nice dinner with family at home,

And suddenly on tivo......Condom Ad.

#thatawkwardmoment, #awkward, @sarcasm_only, @Boldomatic

My favorite winter sport is watching people fall while ice skating.

Reposted from anonymous

#sarcasm, @SarcasmsNotes, @Boldomatic

I LIKE SILENCER ON MY GUN

COZ I LIKE TO LISTEN TO THE THUD SOUND RATHER THAN BANG SOUND

#badass, #sarcasm, @SarcasmsNotes, @Boldomatic, @sarcasm_only

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IF WE COULD JUST REPRODUCE OUR OWN FOOD LIKE PLANTS

WE WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORK

#working

MY PROBLEM AS A BATMAN IS WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE PARTYING I AM WORKING

#working

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That feeling when
you get back home
after a long tiring day, you stretch your legs, rest your back and have a nice hot coffee.

#coffee, #tired

MY HAND HAS A REFLEX OF ITS OWN

IT INSTATLY SLAPS STUPID PEOPLE

#sarcasm, @SarcasmsNotes, #stupidly, @sarcasm_only

way to go fiends bombing school full of kids, you'll definitely reserve place in heaven by that move

i was looking for battle of wits but you seems to be unarmed

#sarcasm, @SarcasmsNotes

Dont check my words

Get life of your own!

Dont check my words

Get life of your own!