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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

The synonym for reality is offline.

I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday.

$do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no$

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

FUCK

[ ] IT
[ ] ME
[ ] YOU
[x] OFF
[ ] THEM
[ ] THIS
[ ] EVERYBODY
[ ] EVERYTHING

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

Evoke emotions with your writing.
Let them see worlds their eyes never will and remember lessons their minds will not forget.
Pour out your heart on the page so that they may soak it into theirs.

Learn to say 'no' without explaining yourself

In another universe we're at the beach.

Depression is invisible. Depression is debilitating. Unless you are afflicted with it, you have no idea how hard it is to do even the simplest things. Please don't judge others for not being able to 'snap out of it'. That is not possible. It comes with guilt for not being able to participate in life:(

ain't it funny that someday i'll be a couple of photos you forgot to delete

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