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1) Aquire several dozen limes. 2) Go up to a person and drop all of the limes. 3) Pick them up but keep dropping them, the clumsier you look the better. 4) Do it until you get their attention. 5) When they come to help, look them in the eyes and say "Sorry, I'm bad at pick up limes." 6) Marry them.