dear mr. postman,
beholder of parcels, bringer of utility bills i write to you on this day to ask a simple task of you. living on the right side of my mailbox is a spider, seemingly holding my mail hostage. if you could remove him for me either by relocation or brutal murder i would be forever in your debt.
signed, resident 
at 1490935440000
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