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ANISETTE SPRINKLE COOKIES : old italian man on his deathbed, smells his favorite cookies baking. he makes it to the stairway and made his way down, where he saw his cookies cooling all over- musta been 100 of them. he thinks: did i die n go to heaven? or is this final act of love from his wife of 50yrs? he launches himself into kitchen landing in a heap at the counter. seeking a cookie, he lifts a trembling hand skyward..only to be smacked on the back of the hand with a spatula by his wife who said: BACK OFF!! ... they're for the funeral.