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They say sniffing glue is harmful then they put these on the market!

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jerdog

anal glaucoma is when you are unable to see your ass showing up to work.

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A wise man once told me, "If you don't like what you see don't fucking look asshole"

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If people would spend half the time cleaning up their own backyard they wouldn't have time to criticize
my backyard...

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Inspiration without information leads to superstition

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it's not easy to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys

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Divorce is the Fucking you get for the Fucking you got.
Moral of the story: Don't Fuck around!

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I think it's amazing how blondes are able to dye their roots black...

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I really need to work on my punctuality, my own mother told me that she wouldn't be surprised if I showed up late to my own funeral

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