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     I left it
right here!


I used to be Snow White
but I drifted
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?






A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
No. I think you heard me wrong. I said this country was built by immigrants - NOT ignorance!



If I lie here
If I just lie here
Would you lie with me
And just forget the world
Thanks for explaining the word “many”
                                    to me,






                   it means a lot!

Should we use glass coffins?


Remains to be seen


It was right
that he left.
I tried donating blood today...
NEVER AGAIN!!! 
Too many stupid questions. 
Who's blood is this? Where did you 
get it from? 
Why is it in a bucket?
                     be       brave
Let's just bold post this day away
The hardest NO is the one you can't repeat
I need to touch things
Joghurt fallen lassen.
War nicht haltbar.
"No war can be won without young men dying. Those things which are precious are saved only by sacrifice."


Stephen E. Ambrose, Band Of Brothers

Don't hang around 
booze-hounds

They're winey bitches

Blumengiessen wäre deutlich dankbarer, wenn die Blumen dabei Schlürfgeräusche machen würden.




       The Power Of Meow


      A guide to following 
      your pussy.
Immer geht es doch
um emotionale Verantwortlichkeit.
Für andere
und für sich selbst.




(ICH/ Stille/ Herzensbildung)
Bisschen enttäuschend, dass Tchibo noch keine dekorativen Maskenaufbewahrungssysteme (5,99 €) im Angebot hat.
Parents,

Pay-rents to life


So we could live free...
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden
100,000 Dead


And all we have to fight
with is a floppy cloth mask,
clean hands and inability to
join together against this
monster.
I just washed my hands before I got in the shower.



Not one kaiju attack on Tokyo since this whole pandemic thing started. 

#brightside
Calling her my "friend" leaves a sour taste 
in my mouth.

They say that your life flashes before you at the moment of death.

But when thousands of other people are doing the dying, it limps across the screen in the form of sardonic jokes.
fuckEuuww
If someone isn't social distancing behind you.

Just Fart.
When in doubt, always ask yourself, what would Russia have brainwashed you to do. And then do the opposite.
Can the alphabet come out and play?


Punorama