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 don't howl back
 the world is howling back
 the time has come to
Incomplete is still better

than not having 
                         started at all.
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license!
Ich persönlich würde zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt lieber das Treppengeländer des Wuhan Instituts ablecken als mich impfen zu lassen.

We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side.
Until we can leave 
this world (and all its creatures and our environment and our community, and family, our children, every single soul we encounter) - happier and more at peace, we are all of us; incomplete.

Ideas, Inspiration, Insights - All of that requires 'I' and an open mind.
Frustrated and bored!
Jokes without punchlines are pointless, and incomplete sentences are annoying,
but together,

as all elderly woman, I start leaking gases
no idea is final
Beans beans the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel so eat your beans for every meal!
Nine out of ten people... least according to the University of Incomplete Researches.

admittedly, I'm still work in progress
I really want to make a joke about unfinished dough.

              But it's not kneaded.
. That's it, cupcake. You're going down. -
Atom 1: “I think I lost one of my electrons somewhere.”

Atom 2: “Are you sure?”

Atom 1: ”Yes, I'm positive!”
when you find somebody good, keep them
A true friend talks trash to your face, and is fiercely loyal behind your back.
I got fired today for leaving unfinished work over the weekend.

WTF are they thinking? Surgeons are only human.

Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your life experience.
Sometimes what you thought didn't work out for you,

actually did 
    work out for you.
Did I complete my last year's new year's resolutions?

No comment.
A photon checks into a hotel. “Do you need help with your luggage?” the clerk asks.

“No thanks, I'm travelling light.”

don't remember of a time where we weren't together
For all the people
who talk trash about you and think it's affecting you.... just sit back and think, 'Wow, I have myself a fan club.
the sexual position of 69 will now be called 96.
due to inflation the cost of eating out has gone up.

funerals are for the living only

every dead body in mt. everest was once a highly motivated  person. 
calm down.

no saint, but human and deeply flawed
And then, one night, the moon howled back...