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Where has the BASIC COMMON SENSE gone to?

Whenever I think I have lost you 
I am immediately proved 
wrong.


Memories...
are 
unexpected 
guests.

Like you.


- lonelyscribe


Where are the consciences of people nowadays?
the best captains are always standing on the shore!
Don't bold and drive.
Oh, sorry! 

I didn't see  your ego has a 'fragile' sticker on it.






 We were good
 while we lasted.
When I was young, there was no internet.

People used to have to walk for miles to call me an asshole.

"Reductionism" - explaining sociocultural phenomena as the result of the behavior of individuals. (But who created cultures and societies?)
in calm weather everyone is captain.
if someone is hotter than you, then you are cooler than them.



- thermodynamics
if facts hurt your feelings, you need new feelings, not new facts.
"tja".

a german reaction to the apocalypse, dawn of the gods, nuclear war, an alien attack or no bread in the house.


Funny how people can be mad at the guy finding the fraud, but not the people wasting your money.
there is no right life in the wrong one.
i suck at apologies, so... unfuck you. 
or whatever.
Fifty shades of grey is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire.

If he was living in a trailer it would be an  episode of criminal minds.
It probably doesn't pay to argue over things we have chosen to believe as part of our identity.

Just because
I don't
require much 
doesn't mean
I deserve 
the bare
 minimum.
what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, a sick sense of humour and the vocabulary of a fucking sailor.
Rest in peace,
Pope Francis.
even popes are just small stones in history, soon turning to dust again
Hell is other people's tariffs
If refusing something leaves you feeling guilty,

but consenting leaves resentment behind;

choose guilt.

Resentment is suicide for the soul.
I teach curse words to children whose parents allow them to run around in restaurants.
Glad to see so many embracing therapy.

A few of you need an exorcism as well but...

baby steps.
Thank you for asking my opinion.

          I love
   pretending.




Some days, while you wait for delivery, chaos, who lives next door, will come around, loudly banging on every one's door. If the door happens to be opened, chaos, will rush in, keep you company, leave as soon as your snacks, candy or stuff worth rummaging is done with - there is definitely a metaphor herein.
Still waiting on the f**king Vatican to call about my new job. 
*snaps fingers in rapid succession *
What's the holdup, guys? We've got business to get after!
the ability to say the word no is the first step to freedom.
You have the power to break out of life's sadness...

Just SMILE and share it with someone else, preferably someone you don't know (they won't question why you're smiling).
Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fertilised with bullshit.