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Barbie didn't give me a poor body image.
Barbie taught me that you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body.

Shoutout to anyone who can still remember their childhood phone number 

But cant remember the password they created yesterday.

You Are My People!
Today people are symptoms of a disease; 

the Media are active agents of infection.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.

If you think you are smarter than the previous generation- 50 years ago the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.

Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
the funny thing is when you don't let people disrespect you, they start calling you difficult.
Das Gehirn ist übrigens keine Seife.

Es wird nicht weniger, wenn man es benutzt.
i put the dumb in wisdom
every second a person dies

every second a person is born

why isn't our population 0?

serenade of blue
casts different shades of you
seasalt on my lips
all is lost already
What made you think that would be okay?
Everyone has the right to be stupid.

It's just that some people abuse the privilege.
I did the most beautiful things out of love. 
But also the dumbest.
say yes and mean no
I had the best times of my life with you!
I got really excited when I finished my jig saw puzzle after only 6 months.

The box had said 2-4 years.
[erstes Date]

Sie: "Ich finde, das geht alles etwas zu schnell."

Ich: "Weshalb?"

Standesbeamter: "Ja, weshalb denn?"

In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb shit while completly sober too.
Headaches are the dumbest!

"We know there are known knows: there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns- the one's we don't know we don't know we don't know."
Wenn Du in einen Raum kommst und das Gespräch plötzlich verstummt, dann einfach mal rufen:

"Alexa, was haben die gerade über mich geredet?"

Welcome to the

  Survival       Of The     Dumbest

children of the Sun, 
your time has just begun, 
searching for your way, through adventures every day

"Bäh, Deine Wohnung ist ja total verdreckt."

the older you get, the more you realize that it is okay to live a life others don't understand.

"He, ich bin Meister im Schnellrechnen."

        "Echt, was ist 237x544?"



"Aber schnell!"
Habe heute zum ersten Mal mit einem Italiener geflirtet. Kann mir jemand bitte "Di Figiano" übersetzen?

Marie(20), war noch nie in Bayern
The world needs to listen to more Joe Satriani
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

 If it feels like much,
 then it's probably too much.