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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

1546

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

576

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

539

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

582

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

367

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

249

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

463

LISTEN TO SILENCE

417

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

364

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

310

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

226

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

270

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

270

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

416

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

286

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