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To us: it looks like disaster.

To history: a paragraph;
maybe two.
Be the reason someone smiles today.

Be the reason someone feels loved.

Be the reason someone believes in the goodness in people.
Taking the stairs is a healthy reminder of just how out of shape you really are.
My hobbies include:

Have to always be right. 

Telling people to fuck off.

Procrastinating.

and

Petting strangers dogs.
Trying to decide if I want to look like a snack or keep eating snacks...
CRAPPY DIEM.

What happens when you seize the wrong day.
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.

It's because they are Inca hoots.
I'm pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me, that would be great.

Thanks!

Praying for the people of Gaza who are being subjected to open air imprisoned camps with no food, water, meds or any supplies.  My heart goes out to the innocent.  May God help all those who are in harms way.
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.”

 Philip K. Dick
"Tomorrow belongs
to those who can hear it coming."

David Bowie
We are teachers. We are lovers. We live on through everything we touch. We are like no one else. 
We are mothers.
When they ask me if my cup is half full or half empty, my response is, that I am thankful I HAVE a cup.

"Who is they?"
I work in the office.


But when 
I break it down, 
I just press the buttons on a keyboard.
We can't find what's next if we stay shackled to what's not working.








Life is not what you make it. 
It is what you dont let it make you.
Dreams are the epitome of potential and serve as a reminder for the dreamer to purse the avenues of possibilities that will make the dream a part of their reality.


Love
Understanding
Compassion
Kindness



If aliens land, and they say "take us to your leader" we will have to go "errm... could you come back later? Now is not a good time".
My mother taught me:
Never discuss politics
or religion;
I'll just lose friends.

But nowadays, it seems like that's all anybody wants to talk about, and if I decline to engage in these topics of conversation, I'm still just as liable to lose friends.

 That's cute,
 but it just
 doesn't
  speak to me.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no anvil

~Wile E. Coyote~
Wake me up when daylight saving time ends.








Life is not what you make it. 
It is what you dont let it make you.



If aliens land, and they say "take us to your leader" we will have to go "errm... could you come back later? Now is not a good time".
When the machines rise up against the humans, just pray to God that you're nowhere near a dildo factory.
why is it that losing a friend is easier than losing an enemy?
We are teachers. We are lovers. We live on through everything we touch. We are like no one else. 
We are mothers.
We can't find what's next if we stay shackled to what's not working.
Being my friend comes with certain benefits...
Loyalty 
Protection
Shenanigans
A strong shoulder 
Love
A dance partner
A hug provider
And a flirt. 

Any more questions?
APRIL FOOL'S DAY IS CANCELED THIS YEAR
due to the fact that nobody can top the current running joke on us all, the next 3 years are also canceled.
your friends, you chose. your enemies, they chose.


so, if you play secret santa/easter bunny/halloween hell raiser and drop in whistles and noise makers and such into the letter box next door, then get blamed for the icky-sticky's inspired attempt at making their own lighted skull cuckoo thing because they decapitated their doll and took apart a torch to DIY it but flushing the doll limbs down the loo and blocking the pipes in the middle of an ice storm, gets you a little friend with all the said gifts to keep you company in the power outage - that frenemyship of a thing
The Battle of Evermore
Trying to decide if I want to look like a snack or keep eating snacks...
the enemy often shows up dressed like a friend
8 men have more money than 4 billion people combined. A single mom using food stamps isn't the problem.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no anvil

~Wile E. Coyote~
I've started investing in stocks. Beef, chicken, and vegetable. 
Someday I hope to become a boullionaire.
As I suspected! Someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.
Things are going to be different for me from here on out because I've taken a new position.
It's the fetal position and I plan to be in it for awhile.
Them: 
So are you seeing anyone?

Me: 
You mean like a therapist, or hallucinations?
One minute it's an 80 degree day and the next you're getting the hell pounded out of you with hail for 15 minutes straight and the temperature drops 20°. It was everywhere from marble size all the way up to golf ball size and that s**t was loud on a metal roof where the ceiling hasn't been fixed yet. 

Welcome to Arkansas's bipolar weather!
Be the reason someone smiles today.

Be the reason someone feels loved.

Be the reason someone believes in the goodness in people.
We are the dreamers who made it out alive

We are magnificent

We are the keepers of the faith.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.