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Zero time for facts,
No time for truth or knowledge,
The age of stupid.
on Boldomatic we all are zensational








zen of laughter, leaks light into souls dark
don't hold your genitals into the chocolate fountain

fro-zen
I miss when bills were none of my business.











 Is it too late to say,
 that there is a world
 outside the USA?
I started off with nothing, and now, years later, after lots of study, hard work and long hours, I still have most of it.
I have problems but you are pretty fucked up too
 
 good morning
 America,

 please stay healthy,
 no matter what
 your neighbour
 votes for
i bring too much to the table to be treated like a napkin
Life is a constant loop of what the fuck
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS  ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET...
A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
A sad day in American history. I can't believe a rapist/felon is our RE-elected official. I've always supported the Office regardless of who holds it, but this, I can't rally behind.
ME: *has tons of favorite songs*

THEM: So what's your favorite song?

ME: * forgets every song I've ever heard*
IF IT HURTS YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS THEM,

YOU'RE PROBABLY HOLDING THE TAZER THE WRONG WAY!!



I WAS TERRIBLE AT SPELLING WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL,  BRILLIANT AT JOGRAFY THOUGH.
*THANKSGIVING SCENE AT HOME*

Them: Isn't that your 3rd plate?

Me: Isn't that your third husband? STFU
Meeting people is so stressful, trying not to be awkward and to not act like the 5 mental illnesses in a trenchcoat that I am.







 If you don't vote,
 you can't complain.


MELLOW YELLOW 
SUBMARINE


 Try your best
 and
 something good
  will happen.



even steps backwards are a part of the dance...
Time turns back this weekend and I can't express how happy I am to get an extra hour of this F**KING YEAR!!!!!
COME INNER PEACE
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!











 Is it too late to say,
 that there is a world
 outside the USA?
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS  ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET...
A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.





Red state or blue state? One of two evils to rule
Heaven help us all!
 there is
 no future
 without
 pastries
Would I throw my life away


If I knew my 
       destiny?
It's probably better if we DON'T
give cats opposable thumbs.
It just seems appropriate that Bonfire Day in the UK and Election Day in the US happen to be on the same day this year around.
For your own sanity, don't try to understand every single thing.



even steps backwards are a part of the dance...
climb the mountains you were supposed to carry
IF IT HURTS YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS THEM,

YOU'RE PROBABLY HOLDING THE TAZER THE WRONG WAY!!






Zero time for facts,
No time for truth or knowledge,
The age of stupid.
Meeting people is so stressful, trying not to be awkward and to not act like the 5 mental illnesses in a trenchcoat that I am.
 
 good morning
 America,

 please stay healthy,
 no matter what
 your neighbour
 votes for
I started off with nothing, and now, years later, after lots of study, hard work and long hours, I still have most of it.
   
zense
&
zensability
WOULD THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE,
PLEASE TURN OFF THE ENLIGHTENMENT?
Sometimes, Love is the key...

AND
the door.
I'M MOSTLY PEACE LOVE AND LIGHT




AND A LITTLE GO
FUCK YOURSELF
BEST
BLUE
EVER
Two can be as bad as one it's the loneliest number since the number one.
MUSHROOMED•
OLD:
Blue, Gray



NEW:
Blue, Red



TIMELESS:
Me, Me

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.