CRAPPY DIEM.

What happens when you seize the wrong day.

I work in the office.

But when
I break it down,
I just press the buttons on a keyboard.

Love
Understanding
Compassion
Kindness

Raise your words, not your voice.

It is rain that grows flowers; not thunder.

When they ask me if my cup is half full or half empty, my response is, that I am thankful I HAVE a cup.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no anvil

~Wile E. Coyote~

We are teachers. We are lovers. We live on through everything we touch. We are like no one else.
We are mothers.

We can't find what's next if we stay shackled to what's not working.

Life is not what you make it.
It is what you dont let it make you.

Be the reason someone smiles today.

Be the reason someone feels loved.

Be the reason someone believes in the goodness in people.

Praying for the people of Gaza who are being subjected to open air imprisoned camps with no food, water, meds or any supplies. My heart goes out to the innocent. May God help all those who are in harms way.

If aliens land, and they say "take us to your leader" we will have to go "errm... could you come back later? Now is not a good time".

To us: it looks like disaster.

To history: a paragraph;
maybe two.

We are the dreamers who made it out alive

Trying to decide if I want to look like a snack or keep eating snacks...

I'm pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me, that would be great.

Thanks!

kind until they are not

"Who is they?"

Things are going to be different for me from here on out because I've taken a new position.
It's the fetal position and I plan to be in it for awhile.

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.”

Philip K. Dick

We are magnificent

Wake me up when daylight saving time ends.

"Tomorrow belongs
to those who can hear it coming."

David Bowie

My mother taught me:
Never discuss politics
or religion;
I'll just lose friends.

But nowadays, it seems like that's all anybody wants to talk about, and if I decline to engage in these topics of conversation, I'm still just as liable to lose friends.

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

LISTEN TO SILENCE

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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