boldomatic
boldomatic
Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords
 

Welcome

Learn More

Discover

Explore More
Hall of Fame Random Post Trending Popular Today Undiscovered Firehose Missions Suggested Newcomers
#umbertotozzifunny#Al-ain#staystrong#Coworkers#RelationShip#AURA#LOVE#clichè#FakeAWish#THE#haribo#vip#heArt#RELSTIONSHIP#RED

Popular Hall of Fame Trending

View All
View All
View All
To us: it looks like disaster. To history: a paragraph; maybe two.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Be the reason someone feels loved. Be the reason someone believes in the goodness in people.
kind until they are not
Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers; not thunder.
Trying to decide if I want to look like a snack or keep eating snacks...
"Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie
CRAPPY DIEM. What happens when you seize the wrong day.
We are teachers. We are lovers. We live on through everything we touch. We are like no one else. We are mothers.
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” Philip K. Dick
Life is not what you make it. It is what you dont let it make you.
We can't find what's next if we stay shackled to what's not working.
"Who is they?"
I work in the office. But when I break it down, I just press the buttons on a keyboard.
We are the dreamers who made it out alive
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no anvil ~Wile E. Coyote~
Them: So are you seeing anyone? Me: You mean like a therapist, or hallucinations?
I don't curse (or cuss as we say locally). I speak fluent construction worker with a trucker dialect and a sailor accent.
We are magnificent
If aliens land, and they say "take us to your leader" we will have to go "errm... could you come back later? Now is not a good time".
RIP Val Kilmer. He was one of my favorites. Movies like Real Genius and Thunderheart were very influential to me. He was more famous for movies like Tombstone, Willow, and Top Gun (I love those!) but I really like some of his more obscure work such as Kill Me Again with his then wife Joanne Whalley Kilmer. If you haven't seen his documentary Val, I highly recommend it.
I think I might be immortal. I have never died, not even once.
My mother taught me: Never discuss politics or religion; I'll just lose friends. But nowadays, it seems like that's all anybody wants to talk about, and if I decline to engage in these topics of conversation, I'm still just as liable to lose friends.
Things are going to be different for me from here on out because I've taken a new position. It's the fetal position and I plan to be in it for awhile.
Wake me up when daylight saving time ends.
Get your facts in order first, then you can distort them as you please
If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change....
"starve a cold, feed a fever" might be a myth, but starve an enemy of reaction and response but feeding friends with your presence, and time, could work ~
I have recently been diagnosed with epilepsy. So if you ask me what's shaking, better be ready for my reply.
I guess you are hiding your Tesla in your garage too now, aren't you?
Using genital herpes as background picture to reduce screentime
AI Your MUM
To smithereens has got to be one of the worst ways to get blown. Unless we're talking about to one of the band's songs. I like a lot of their music.
I think I might be immortal. I have never died, not even once.
You are way too flammable to be speaking to me like this.
My doctor increased my medication on Monday... It's a tough pill to swallow.
I'm not negative But this isn't positivity... The STRUGGLE NEVER ENDS UNTIL YOU DIE... at least I hope it ends then.
spring has sprung
Is listening to Christmas music in April too late or too early? Asking for a friend.
failing to watch your step is a risk factor for falling in love.
To find happiness you must first stop following what makes you feel like shit.
Never mess with someone who ends sentences with three dots ...
You don't know what the pain of betrayal truly is until you find out there is no puppy or candy after you get in the van
Enthusiasm for war is a disease that can be cured by conscription
I don't curse (or cuss as we say locally). I speak fluent construction worker with a trucker dialect and a sailor accent.
Love your enemy, because he is the only idiot who thinks about you around the clock...
The fucking shapeshifters are coming for our human rights
You don't need anybody's permission to prioritise yourself.
I'd like to unsubscribe from my parent.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
About Help Brands Affiliate Developer Press Contact Copyright Privacy Terms