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I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE AN ALARMIST, BUT I JUST SAW KARMA BUY A FIFTEEN INCH STRAP ON.
SANDALS AND SOCKS? COOL, NOW GO AND APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE WHO SAW YOU....
Love is an action, not just a feeling. I'm responsible for creating my own happily-ever-after.
FOOD INSPECTOR IN A BAKERY CATCHES PADDY USING HIS FALSE TEETH TO USE THE DESIGN ON THE EDGE OF APPLE PIES, SHE ROARS "HAVE YOU NOT GOT A TOOL?" " YES REPLIES PADDY" BUT I USE THAT FOR THE DOUGHNUTS!?
There are SO many beautiful reasons to be HAPPY.
urgently need a chili con karma
YOU ARE EITHER: ON MY SIDE, BY MY SIDE, OR IN MY FKN WAY. CHOOSE WISELY.
"I probably wasted years of my life under the delusion that people could be convinced by rational argument. Having changed my opinions a number of times in my life on the basis of new information or better arguments, I naively supposed that everybody did the same"
Coffee and a glazed donut. Who wants to join me?
As long as you remain green, you're still growing. The moment you believe you're fully ripe - that's when the decay begins.
Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school, so you better start eating healthy.
Zen puzzle . Connect the Dot
The worst enemy you will face in life lies within you.
I once lived a stone's throw away from a family who all died of mysterious head injuries.
Confusion correlates quite well with Media attention.
To anger an honest person, lie to them. To anger a narcissist, tell them the truth.
There's something I get When I sleep in the highway: That run down feeling.
Innocence long lost Beauty fades from light to dark The monsters are real
Here's to all the people who get back up more times than they are knocked down, who give more than they ever expect to receive, who still show love to others even when their own heart is broken, who smile through the sad times, who light the way for others, who spread laughter and joy. Thank you for making the world a better place.
WHAT IF YOU ARE IN HELL AND YOU ARE MAD AT SOMEONE... WHERE DO YOU TELL THEM TO GO?
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE IDIOTS, BUT THEY'RE MY IDIOTS, AND I WOULDN'T TRADE THEM FOR ANYTHING.... EXCEPT MAYBE A BILLION DOLLARS...
Why does every app think it can pause my music? You're nothing and no one.
Anybody who easily believes lies about you, without finding out your side of the story, was already looking for a way to go against you.
Dinner Party Guest: "Who is the strange guy shackled to the beam in the basement? Me: "No one in particular. He came with the house when I bought it. Buyers perk, I guess."
Civilizations walk up the stairs of greatness in bare sandals and down them in silk slippers Unknown
You should always shine!
To anger an honest person, lie to them. To anger a narcissist, tell them the truth.
The Sun And the Moon And the Earth And the Stars Whirling in the Sky, Whirling in the Sky.
This April you are with me. But my heart is somewhere else. - lonelyscribe
Damn! China's retaliation for tariff hikes is insane! My fortune cookie from the Chinese restaurant told me I was going to suck a donkey's dong in the year of the rooster. I don't know what TF that means, but it sounds bad.
THERE'S A TOILET SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD THAT HAS THE RECORD FOR THE MOST TURD'S TAKEN IN IT AND NOBODY KNOWS WHICH ONE IT IS?
"Wenn ich Dir das Frühstück ans Bett bringe, ist das einzige, was ich hören möchte ein DANKE! Nicht dieses ganze 'Wer sind Sie?' 'Wie kommen Sie in meine Wohnung?' und so seltsame Bemerkungen.
as different - day and night, is left and right but - where does one begin, the other end?
IT'S THE UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE The uncertainty principle, what's that? I'M NOT SURE.
"I probably wasted years of my life under the delusion that people could be convinced by rational argument. Having changed my opinions a number of times in my life on the basis of new information or better arguments, I naively supposed that everybody did the same"
I shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times...
Med Haiku Twelve hour chunks of life: Seven pills in the morning; Five pills every night.
I'm waking up.
Manchmal, wenn mir langweilig ist, gehe ich runter ins Bernsteinzimmer, schlürfe, während ich in der Bundeslade stöbere, ein Schlückchen Dom Pérignon aus dem Heiligen Gral und denke: KANNSTE AUCH KEINEM ERZÄHLEN.
Much of the Arctic will see milder temperatures than Toronto and its surrounding areas this week ~ hibernation has extended to spring
REUNION This October you are with me. I forgive you for all your infidelities. But you have never forgiven me - for being me. For loving you. For loving you as you are. - lonelyscribe
FOR FACT'S SAKE!
Die Person, die später meine Organe bekommt, wird sich wundern, wenn sie nach 15 Bier noch nüchtern ist.
18 October,1902. The colours to him are vibrant and alive like the brush held by the painter.What amazes him is the perspective,how much the artist has captured in this view - his view - of the city.The clouds, the river,the boats,the passengers... He is so mesmerized by this encounter that he will paint too. Paint in words: View of Delft,in his magnum opus lN SEARCH OF LOST TIME. - lonelyscribe
Anybody who easily believes lies about you, without finding out your side of the story, was already looking for a way to go against you.
I've been told I'm going to hell for my excessive use of the word "fuck". I have rented a bus if any of you fuckers need a ride.
Researchers from the Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology found that when they activate a protein called PRRX1, cancer cells stop multiplying and turn into fat cells. Fat is the new fit?
“Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.” Here we are. Unknown
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
LISTEN TO SILENCE
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
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