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Putting the clown in the palace doesn't make him king. It makes the palace a circus.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything it is poured on. Redirect the herd-urge to hate into the power to change.
On the 15th of November in 2012 this wordsmithing island in the Sea of Possibilities was born. Happy 12th Birthday, Boldomatic!
We're all supposed to just be vibing with the Earth... I don't know what all this extra bs is.
IF YOU WANT TO FEED THE HOMELESS THEN FEED THE HOMELESS BUT THE MOMENT YOU PUT IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, YOU'RE FEEDING YOUR OWN EGO.
Can anyone please explain to me how a 4.5 billion year old conglomerate of cosmic matter that was without life upon it for almost 4 billion years suddenly developed life? Anyone?
Wisdom is honed upon the whetstone of hard lessons.
the balance of love
You would be wise to remember that "happily ever after" only happens in fairy tales and "happy for the moment" is rooted firmly in humanity's reality.
In this life, balance in all things is the most difficult to achieve.
Normalize letting people live in whatever weird reality they have chosen.
silence is golden. at 9 p.m., my neighbors are scrap metal.
I don't need people to keep telling me better days are coming. I need an ETA, please.
The best apology is changed behavior. Words hold no weight without an action being made.
What if I wasn't tired all the time? Imagine the possibilities...
I already know how it will end... One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
I have reached an age where my mind says, "I can do that," but my body says, "Try it and you'll be sorry!"
a boy went with his father to the farmers market every week, and he noticed his father often bought things he didnt need from the poorest farmers, and paid them more than they were asking. one day he asked: father, why do you do this. his dad answered: Son, this is charity wrapped up in dignity.
the different titles for women, Miss, Mrs. or Ms. , indicates who they are the property of
Storms blowing in from the southeast, rain in the next hour or two. Windshears on the surface of the lake appears as moving water in my headlights (which is pissing off the blue heron who was trying to do a quiet spot of fishing)
"Colour is the place where our brain and the universe meet."
I think Frankenstein is the most famous of all monsters put together.
"I have nothing against football. It just seems very wasteful losing two hours of my life to watch 22 millionaires on TV chasing a bag full of wind in their underwear" ~ Guy Martin.
used to have a shirt with zebra stripes and pants with white tiger stripes and i would tell people i was both predator and prey: and if you doubt it, you should see me running around in circles all day trying to catch myself ;-)
"I have nothing against football. It just seems very wasteful losing two hours of my life to watch 22 millionaires on TV chasing a bag full of wind in their underwear" ~ Guy Martin.
I was going to cook alligator for dinner... ...but I realised I only have a croc pot.
Some people seem to live under a rock and don't even realize it because they've become accustomed to the weight that rests on them.
We're all supposed to just be vibing with the Earth... I don't know what all this extra bs is.
I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John... People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.
My therapist told me to "Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them." Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Can anyone please explain to me how a 4.5 billion year old conglomerate of cosmic matter that was without life upon it for almost 4 billion years suddenly developed life? Anyone?
WELL, TO BE FRANK I'D HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME.
“A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public. They thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it. The acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.” Soren Kierkegaard
You could say, that 'abstemious' was the shortest English word having all vowels in the correct order, but that would be facetious.
How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not answering an email.
IS IT NIP IT IN THE BUTT OR NIP IT IN THE BUD? I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO NIP IT.
IF YOUR ONLY TOOL IS A HAMMER YOU WILL SEE EVERY PROBLEM AS A NAIL.
I'M BORED, SOMEONE SEND ME MIXED SIGNALS SO I CAN PRACTICE GETTING MY HOPES UP.
PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN MYSELF, I LEFT MY FINGER PUPPETS AT HOME.
Creativity is contagious
Storms blowing in from the southeast, rain in the next hour or two. Windshears on the surface of the lake appears as moving water in my headlights (which is pissing off the blue heron who was trying to do a quiet spot of fishing)
used to have a shirt with zebra stripes and pants with white tiger stripes and i would tell people i was both predator and prey: and if you doubt it, you should see me running around in circles all day trying to catch myself ;-)
"Colour is the place where our brain and the universe meet."
I already know how it will end... One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
Wisdom is honed upon the whetstone of hard lessons.
Normalize letting people live in whatever weird reality they have chosen.
What if I wasn't tired all the time? Imagine the possibilities...
I don't need people to keep telling me better days are coming. I need an ETA, please.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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