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what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, a sick sense of humour and the vocabulary of a fucking sailor.
Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fertilised with bullshit.
Don't take anyone for granted.



being told your enemy is my enemy too is the fastest way to lose the friendship ~
Fifty shades of grey is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire.

If he was living in a trailer it would be an  episode of criminal minds.
"Looking back at all the successes and failures in my life....


I can't help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck!"
"Whenever someone says they did something 'Like a boss', I assume that means they didn't do it at all, and are merely taking credit for it!"


~ Bill Murray


sipping wine at home
in the gathering twilight
and longing for home
When I was young, there was no internet.

People used to have to walk for miles to call me an asshole.


Funny how people can be mad at the guy finding the fraud, but not the people wasting your money.










 My water tastes fancier
 because it's in a fancy cup!
if my heart could speak, it would put my mouth to shame.

Just because
I don't
require much 
doesn't mean
I deserve 
the bare
 minimum.
If I'm ever on life support, try turning it off, then on again.


Where are the consciences of people nowadays?

Whenever I think I have lost you 
I am immediately proved 
wrong.


Memories...
are 
unexpected 
guests.

Like you.


- lonelyscribe



Every now and again my neighbours are listening to Pink Floyd on max volume....

Wether they want to or not.
Part of being an adult is knowing to pee before you blow your nose.
Arguing  with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon...

No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyways.
Find what
you would 
die for
 
and then 
live for it.





•K. Mckee
"How much to hire a church singing group?"

"You mean a choir?"

"Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?"
Glad to see so many embracing therapy.

A few of you need an exorcism as well but...

baby steps.
Don't tell me what they said about me,  Tell me why they were so comfortable to say it around you...
HAS ANYONE HAD THE WRONG SODA COME OUT OF THE CAN?
"IF SOMEONE SAYS IT'S RAINING AND ANOTHER PERSON SAYS IT'S DRY, IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO QUOTE THEM BOTH. YOUR JOB IS TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND FIND OUT WHICH IS TRUE."

birds chirping

Signed: (Subtitles)
maybe the aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.
watch out for people who are always bragging about who they are. 
a lion will never have to tell you it's a lion.
i wanted freedom,
open air
and adventure.
i found it on the sea.



With weird friends, ask questions. 

Always, always, ask questions. 

It's for your good. 






and this is coming from the weird friend.






If you can keep up with the speed of a snake's thought plan of action before it strikes, keep your frenemy close.
the test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.
interesting how free advice is perceived as criticism, and paid advice is seen as professional help.
it is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
out of sight of land the sailor feels safe.
it is the beach that worries him.
If you spell the words 
"Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get 
"Gnihton Yletulosba",
 which ironically means...

Absolutely nothing.
HAS ANYONE HAD THE WRONG SODA COME OUT OF THE CAN?
My eulogy was ill timed, fundamentally flawed and full of half-truths and grammatical errors. Next time, I am going to write it!
If I'm ever on life support, try turning it off, then on again.
the ambition of some people to have a street named after them is alien to me. 
if anything, a pothole on the way to the cemetery should bear my name: 
georg's dent.
there is a rule in sailing where the more maneuverable ship should give way to the less maneuverable craft. 
i think this is sometimes a good rule to follow in human relationships as well.
i am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth, a nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present. 
in this limitless nation, this nation of wind, light, and peace, there is no other ruler besides the sea.
do you know this wonderful feeling, when everything is going well, when you are always in a good mood and nothing annoys you? 
me neither.


Canned coffee
 crack!



When one looks through a looking glass, the imagination is ever so enlighten by what mysterious thoughts can be produced.  However, some can be very ugly.


frenemy is one who creates the storm, then pretends to be the umbrella





a frenemy will feed you lies and be upset you don't eat



Deciding on a decision without knowing can lead to stress and anxiety.  To accept this task, make sure your decision is worth it.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.