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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything it is poured on.

Redirect the herd-urge to hate
into the power to change.
On the 15th of November in 2012 this wordsmithing island in the Sea of Possibilities was born.

Happy 12th Birthday, Boldomatic!
IF YOU WANT TO FEED THE HOMELESS THEN FEED THE HOMELESS 

BUT

THE MOMENT YOU PUT IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, YOU'RE FEEDING YOUR OWN EGO.
We're all supposed to just be vibing with the Earth... 

I don't know what all this extra bs is.
Can anyone please explain to me how a 4.5 billion year old conglomerate of cosmic matter that was without life upon it for almost 4 billion years suddenly developed life? 

Anyone?
Wisdom is honed upon the whetstone of hard lessons.
The best apology is changed behavior.

Words hold no weight without an action being made.
silence is golden.

at 9 p.m., my  neighbors are scrap metal.
I don't need people to keep telling me better days are coming. I need an ETA, please.
I have reached an age where my mind says, "I can do that," but my body says, 

"Try it and you'll be sorry!"
What if I wasn't tired all the time?

Imagine the possibilities...
Normalize letting people live in whatever weird reality they have chosen.
I already know how it will end...

One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
the different titles for women, Miss, Mrs. or Ms. , indicates who they are the property of
"Colour is the place where our brain and the universe meet."
ALL ROADS LEAD TO LEARNING

All places have an aura,specially college campuses.

The students,the teachers,the path to your class,the tuck-shop are quintessential to the place we
educationists really call our own.

Its the lifeline of people who 
teach,who come here to study,
even those who clean up this 
place for us.

- lonelyscribe
"I have nothing against football. It just seems very wasteful losing two hours of my life to watch 22 millionaires on TV chasing a bag full of wind in their underwear"


~ Guy Martin.
a boy went with his father to the farmers market every week, and he noticed his father often bought things he didnt need from the poorest farmers, and paid them more than they were asking. one day he asked: father, why do you do this. his dad answered: Son, this is charity wrapped up in dignity.
used to have a shirt with zebra stripes and pants with white tiger stripes and i would tell people i was both predator and prey: and if you doubt it, you should see me running around in circles all day trying to catch myself ;-)
Storms blowing in from the southeast, rain in the next hour or two. Windshears on the surface of the lake appears as moving water in my headlights (which is pissing off the blue heron who was trying to do a quiet spot of fishing)
Watch nature documentaries and you will learn a lot about humans.
The true nature of an asshole is to forcefully flex and expel their filth upon anything and anyone. So, if you make a choice to welcome one into your life, don't be surprised with the end result.
It's mind over matter.


If you don't mind,  it doesnt matter.
I think Frankenstein is the most famous of all monsters put together.
It's mind over matter.


If you don't mind,  it doesnt matter.
We're all supposed to just be vibing with the Earth... 

I don't know what all this extra bs is.
My therapist told me to "Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them."

Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
The way is up along the road,
the air is growing thin.
Too many friends who tried
were blown off this mountain
with the wind.

Meet on the ledge,
we're gonna
meet on the ledge;
when my time is up,
I'm gonna see all my friends.

Meet on the ledge,
we're gonna
meet on the ledge;
If you really mean it,
it all comes 'round again.
all the various browsers want to be my bestie
Storms blowing in from the southeast, rain in the next hour or two. Windshears on the surface of the lake appears as moving water in my headlights (which is pissing off the blue heron who was trying to do a quiet spot of fishing)
used to have a shirt with zebra stripes and pants with white tiger stripes and i would tell people i was both predator and prey: and if you doubt it, you should see me running around in circles all day trying to catch myself ;-)
Let me scoot over,
there's plenty of
room on this ledge
for everyone.

Sit awhile with us
and leave the fuss-
take a breath and
give a sigh,
pause and watch
it all go by~~~
IS IT NIP IT IN THE BUTT OR NIP IT IN THE BUD? 
I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO NIP IT.
"I have nothing against football. It just seems very wasteful losing two hours of my life to watch 22 millionaires on TV chasing a bag full of wind in their underwear"


~ Guy Martin.
I was going to cook alligator for dinner...

...but I realised I only have a croc pot.

Hope that wasn't you threw your
tied together shoes
up across
the long thin line
our telephones use-


It's givin' me
the blues.
Can anyone please explain to me how a 4.5 billion year old conglomerate of cosmic matter that was without life upon it for almost 4 billion years suddenly developed life? 

Anyone?
IF YOUR ONLY TOOL IS A HAMMER YOU WILL SEE EVERY PROBLEM AS A NAIL.



I'M BORED, 
SOMEONE SEND ME MIXED SIGNALS  SO I CAN PRACTICE GETTING MY HOPES UP.
PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN MYSELF, 
I LEFT MY FINGER PUPPETS AT HOME.
WELL, TO BE FRANK I'D HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME.
The only reason we're not fabulously wealthy is:

we just don't have the money.


    Creativity is contagious
I renamed my toilet  Jim instead of John...

People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.
Wisdom is honed upon the whetstone of hard lessons.
"Colour is the place where our brain and the universe meet."
I already know how it will end...

One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
Normalize letting people live in whatever weird reality they have chosen.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.