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Zero time for facts, No time for truth or knowledge, The age of stupid.
on Boldomatic we all are zensational
zen of laughter, leaks light into souls dark
don't hold your genitals into the chocolate fountain
fro-zen
I miss when bills were none of my business.
good morning America, please stay healthy, no matter what your neighbour votes for
Is it too late to say, that there is a world outside the USA?
i bring too much to the table to be treated like a napkin
ME: *has tons of favorite songs* THEM: So what's your favorite song? ME: * forgets every song I've ever heard*
IF IT HURTS YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS THEM, YOU'RE PROBABLY HOLDING THE TAZER THE WRONG WAY!!
I have problems but you are pretty fucked up too
Life is a constant loop of what the fuck
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET... A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
I started off with nothing, and now, years later, after lots of study, hard work and long hours, I still have most of it.
If you don't vote, you can't complain.
*THANKSGIVING SCENE AT HOME* Them: Isn't that your 3rd plate? Me: Isn't that your third husband? STFU
after all the balance in the world, I am now zenophobic
Try your best and something good will happen.
Meeting people is so stressful, trying not to be awkward and to not act like the 5 mental illnesses in a trenchcoat that I am.
I WAS TERRIBLE AT SPELLING WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL, BRILLIANT AT JOGRAFY THOUGH.
Time turns back this weekend and I can't express how happy I am to get an extra hour of this F**KING YEAR!!!!!
MELLOW YELLOW SUBMARINE
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR NEIGHBHOOD ! WHO YE GONNA CALL?
Is it too late to say, that there is a world outside the USA?
COME INNER PEACE I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET... A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
Red state or blue state? One of two evils to rule Heaven help us all!
there is no future without pastries
It just seems appropriate that Bonfire Day in the UK and Election Day in the US happen to be on the same day this year around.
For your own sanity, don't try to understand every single thing.
It's probably better if we DON'T give cats opposable thumbs.
climb the mountains you were supposed to carry
IF IT HURTS YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS THEM, YOU'RE PROBABLY HOLDING THE TAZER THE WRONG WAY!!
Zero time for facts, No time for truth or knowledge, The age of stupid.
Meeting people is so stressful, trying not to be awkward and to not act like the 5 mental illnesses in a trenchcoat that I am.
good morning America, please stay healthy, no matter what your neighbour votes for
WOULD THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE, PLEASE TURN OFF THE ENLIGHTENMENT?
I'M MOSTLY PEACE LOVE AND LIGHT AND A LITTLE GO FUCK YOURSELF
zense & zensability
BEST BLUE EVER
Would I throw my life away If I knew my destiny?
Two can be as bad as one it's the loneliest number since the number one.
MUSHROOMED•
OLD: Blue, Gray NEW: Blue, Red TIMELESS: Me, Me
if for just one moment you could stand inside my shoes, and stay there, i'd be happy to buy a new pair for myself.
don't think twice, it's alright, better safe than sorry, start with once.
Excited to start a new job tomorrow!
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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