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Zero time for facts,
No time for truth or knowledge,
The age of stupid.
on Boldomatic we all are zensational








zen of laughter, leaks light into souls dark
don't hold your genitals into the chocolate fountain

fro-zen
I miss when bills were none of my business.
 
 good morning
 America,

 please stay healthy,
 no matter what
 your neighbour
 votes for











 Is it too late to say,
 that there is a world
 outside the USA?
i bring too much to the table to be treated like a napkin
ME: *has tons of favorite songs*

THEM: So what's your favorite song?

ME: * forgets every song I've ever heard*
IF IT HURTS YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS THEM,

YOU'RE PROBABLY HOLDING THE TAZER THE WRONG WAY!!
I have problems but you are pretty fucked up too
Life is a constant loop of what the fuck
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS  ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET...
A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
I started off with nothing, and now, years later, after lots of study, hard work and long hours, I still have most of it.







 If you don't vote,
 you can't complain.
*THANKSGIVING SCENE AT HOME*

Them: Isn't that your 3rd plate?

Me: Isn't that your third husband? STFU


 after all the
 balance in the
 world, I am now
 zenophobic


 Try your best
 and
 something good
  will happen.
Meeting people is so stressful, trying not to be awkward and to not act like the 5 mental illnesses in a trenchcoat that I am.



I WAS TERRIBLE AT SPELLING WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL,  BRILLIANT AT JOGRAFY THOUGH.
Time turns back this weekend and I can't express how happy I am to get an extra hour of this F**KING YEAR!!!!!


MELLOW YELLOW 
SUBMARINE
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR NEIGHBHOOD !

WHO YE GONNA CALL?











 Is it too late to say,
 that there is a world
 outside the USA?
COME INNER PEACE
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS  ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET...
A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.





Red state or blue state? One of two evils to rule
Heaven help us all!
 there is
 no future
 without
 pastries
It just seems appropriate that Bonfire Day in the UK and Election Day in the US happen to be on the same day this year around.
For your own sanity, don't try to understand every single thing.
It's probably better if we DON'T
give cats opposable thumbs.
climb the mountains you were supposed to carry
IF IT HURTS YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS THEM,

YOU'RE PROBABLY HOLDING THE TAZER THE WRONG WAY!!






Zero time for facts,
No time for truth or knowledge,
The age of stupid.
Meeting people is so stressful, trying not to be awkward and to not act like the 5 mental illnesses in a trenchcoat that I am.
 
 good morning
 America,

 please stay healthy,
 no matter what
 your neighbour
 votes for
WOULD THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE,
PLEASE TURN OFF THE ENLIGHTENMENT?
I'M MOSTLY PEACE LOVE AND LIGHT




AND A LITTLE GO
FUCK YOURSELF
   
zense
&
zensability
BEST
BLUE
EVER
Would I throw my life away


If I knew my 
       destiny?
Two can be as bad as one it's the loneliest number since the number one.
MUSHROOMED•
OLD:
Blue, Gray



NEW:
Blue, Red



TIMELESS:
Me, Me
if for just one moment you could stand inside my shoes, and stay there, i'd be happy to buy a new pair for myself.


don't think twice, 


it's  alright,


better safe than sorry,


start with once.







 Excited to start a
 new job tomorrow!

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.