Maybe the choice has always been; to lose your path in the darkness, or to lose your mind in the light.

*As a traveller, you will arrive either at the wrong destination, or arrive at the right destination but as a totally different person.

HONK if you miss Pangaea

Do yourself
a favour and
take the mixed
signals as
a no.

The correct spelling is SCHOOL, not SCHOOL.

Some people put the second O before the first O which is very wrong!

Me: I'm 60, but I have the body of a 19yr old.

Her: Prove it!

Me: * Opens freezer *

Her: ...

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Lewis Carroll

I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered horses were cool with it.

I wonder why I can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday, but my mind frequently keep reminding me of every embarrassing moment of my entire life?

Ask Alice
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom
by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

dont be different just for different's sake - if you see it differently, function that way. follow your own muse, always. -morgan freeman

Real imperfection is more attractive than manufactured perfection.

Welcome
Spring!

You
inconsiderate
bastard!

They laugh at me because I'm different
I laugh at them because they're all the same

•Kurt Kobain

When it's chaos in my bed it's chaos in my head

our bodies are basically skeletons wrapped in zombies and possessed by ghosts

Act as if
until you are.

Imagine a world without enemies. How great that would be!

Fear does not prevent death;

it prevents life.

Was not expecting someone to walk by outside playing harmonica as
I worked, and now I'd like to hire this person to provide this as an occasional service

If you walk a mile in my shoes, you'll be a mile closer to the bookstore

we dont realize how much of our bandwidth gets absorbed in survival mode until we emerge from it and see everything we havent been doing.

You can be pleasant with people while not being a people pleaser.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

LISTEN TO SILENCE

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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