mrpyatt02's Posts

You know those Sex Houses, the little wooden houses with the hole for your dick that people hang in trees?
Apparently those are for birds.

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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

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The person who decided military helicopters should have green camouflage instead of blue should never get to decide things again.

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Stay hungry, stay BOLD!

*Phone falls* OMFG NOO! PLEASE STILL WORK! I LOVE YOU!
*Friend falls* HAHAHA!

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when alexander graham bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

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