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Posts Liked by mrpyatt02

In dog years I made love with you for seven minutes.

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There's a direction for every erection.

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don't dress to impress

dress to depress
(all of the other bitches)

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I visited my psycho- therapist the other day...

he cried a lot.

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Can clearly see a few people ate a bowl of stupid for breakfast.

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no, no, no.

I'm not insulting you.
I'm describing you.

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spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

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You know those Sex Houses, the little wooden houses with the hole for your dick that people hang in trees?
Apparently those are for birds.

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