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MCHOPEgallon

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MCHOPEgallon

I was on the treadmill for about 15-20 minutes. Tomorrow I might turn it on.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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i had once known manners...

until 3girls1cup went viral.

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We're all so desperate to be understood, we forget to be understanding.

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Why do fat boys have sexy girlfriend? Because sixpack boys have hot boyfriends.

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Why do people with bad breath have to tell me secrets?

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I was babysitting from 3-5 today and I got a call asking if I was able to babysit for another hour.

"No, I'm just going to walk out the door and leave your child unattended for an hour, because that is really an option..."

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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