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i love you so much...

except when you snore, then i just want to punch you in the face.

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Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.

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You were so attractive until you texted me with your hideous grammar.

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I was babysitting from 3-5 today and I got a call asking if I was able to babysit for another hour.

"No, I'm just going to walk out the door and leave your child unattended for an hour, because that is really an option..."

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When 2 people are first attracted to each other the best thing to do is hit the "Clear History" button.

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I lost my internet connection! Oh, no, my neighbor changed his wifi password.

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people say you can not live without love...

i think oxygen is more important.

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sometimes when I meet people at the supermarket and they ask me questions like "what are you doing here?" I just have to answer "hunting elephants and you?"

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