Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords

MCHOPEgallon's Posts

Why do people with bad breath have to tell me secrets?

1434676034000 at 1434676034000

Reposted from misterlab

misterlab likes this

misterlab: thanks for the repost thanks for the repost
:
Add a Comment...

The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

1432658395000 at 1432658395000

Reposted from Lirpae..

Lirpae.. likes this

:
Add a Comment...

Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.

1432656016000 at 1432656016000

Reposted from anonymous

:
Add a Comment...

I was babysitting from 3-5 today and I got a call asking if I was able to babysit for another hour.

"No, I'm just going to walk out the door and leave your child unattended for an hour, because that is really an option..."

1432625314000 at 1432625314000

Reposted from SteveBob

SteveBob likes this

SteveBob: thx thx
:
Add a Comment...

You were so attractive until you texted me with your hideous grammar.

1432615945000 at 1432615945000

Reposted from anonymous

:
Add a Comment...

L: kuya, ano yung headbench?

Me: ano yun?

L: kasi sabi dun sa airplane "please passing your headbench"

Me: (o)(o)!
0=. hala!

1432610041000 at 1432610041000

:
Add a Comment...

show more

About Help Brands Affiliate Developer Press Contact Copyright Privacy Terms