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It's not easy being easy.

14

Love isn't weakness or strength. It's both.

34

i am made of flaws stitched together with good intentions

14

if you are not ready for love,
how can you be ready for life?

8

Life is tough.
Get a helmet.

32

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list

14

I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo.

42

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

25

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

340

I was going to make a (blanket statement) joke about straights, but then I remembered (blanket statement) they take themselves too seriously, and wouldn't laugh.

14

dear men

be the man you want your daughter to be with

sincerely,
women

18

happiness is the price we pay for an enduring peace

• tea

15

soccer players.

•need i say more?!

3

if we could stop singing to blurred lines that would be gre-eh-eat

5

Beauty lies in the files of hidden folder

7

John Coltrane
and a cigar

6

5 min dump
+
cell phone

=

rectal prolapse

5

Tea: making people laugh since 1987

11

5 minute dump

+ cell phone

= 30 minute dump

5

Lube!

7

So what would an angel say,

the devil wants to know.

2

there are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from
mom
4. Username or
password is incorrect
5. We need to talk

26

30'000

10

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

3

have you ever had sex while camping?

it's f**king intents!

5

Yeah, i get it. Over 5000 boldness points!

8

Let's go camping and make S'm'whores*!

8

reluctance should never be mistaken for hope

4

shitty night and someone made me smile.

thanks.

10

as a line is made up of a series of points, a life is made up a series of moments

• tea

13

People who believe they'll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, learn it doesn't work that way.
Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.

3

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother

22

*Frozen computer*

hmm, maybe if i spaztasticly click everywhere it will work

14

30'000 boldnesspoints plus Maturaarbeit fertig heute, das wär die Krönung!

12

Me: Well how am I supposed to know when somebody actually does love me then?

My Dad: The person's actions will demonstrate them putting your needs, before their own.

(I think my Dad is Yoda.)

7

you're cheese to my macaroni, the tacky music to my porn movie

7

Always wear your invisible crown •

25

Always wear your invisible crown •

6

Me, Jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart...

2

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if you want what you never had, then do what you never did.

12

happiness is not an absence of problems, but the determination to deal with them.

12

Beauty
is in the eye of the beer holder.

18

Sometimes I think I'm doing pretty well for my age, other times I remember that I'm not 16.

44

Accidentally spilled nutella on myself, ladies!?

18

Siri,
where is the nearest girl with questionable morals?

16

You can't ruin a friendship with sex.

That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

31

I don't want to feel bad.
About being bad.
Ever again.

Why is it so good
on the other side.

6

"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
HUMAN STUPIDITY."

By: Me.

2

I am just a TEENSY bit of rockstar,
with a whole LOT a bit of bad ass.

4

am I the only one that thinks "I love you" & "Im in love with you" are two completely different things?

8

It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember

13

Impossible isn't something you CAN'T do. It's just something thats never been done before.

4

Don't get upset when I pull a You on You

3

There are two types of girls.
One sort likes chocolate, the rest are bitches

2

MY REALITY
CHECK
BOUNCED

7

FALL BACK
AND
TRY AGAIN

8

true friends don't judge each other. they judge other people.. together

6

Bliss requires ignorance.

20

Isn't it ironic that those who fear death the least love life the most?

19

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

12

You can't ruin a friendship with sex.

That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

15

sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit it makes my feel like i really have my life together.

30

Ghandi's 10 fundamentals for changing the world:

Change yourself.
You are in control. Forgive & let go.
Without action you ain't going nowhere.
Take care of this moment. Every one is human. Persist.
See the good in people and help them.
Be your true self.
Continue to grow and evolve.

4

if i put the constitution in my e-mails, would the gov't start reading it?

they'll probably filter it as a spam!

8

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

100

Flip flops. Tan skin. Beach. Short shorts. Tank tops. Swimming. Parties. Long Nights...

Where are you, summer?

3

to the country boys with the farmers tan flyin the confederate flag on their truck who beeped at me, damn you two were cute

2

I am the hero of this story.

I don't need to be saved.

19

everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

115

dont have phone sex you will get hearing aids

58

Definition of HELL

Your last day on
earth, the person
you became meets
the person you could have become.

70

I may look calm right now...

...but in my head i have your heart pounding in one hand, and a lighter in the other.

50

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

170

Can't Stop Drinking About You

95

There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you.

And there are others who will understand without you even speaking a word.

98

And the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we love...

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