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A group of kids is called a migraine.

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Someone told me I'm immature.

Guess whose not allowed in my tree house?

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Whoever created the five day work week was probably friends with the asshole that invented pants.

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Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers.

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The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late to say no to them.

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I heard you should question everything, but why?

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Did you know, that 3-4 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.

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relationship starts with ...
"can we talk?"

and ends with ...
"we need to talk."

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