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Of everything I've ever lost in my life, I miss time the most.

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Eventually, it's security and comfort that killed humanity.

12

It's not love that makes the world go round, but forgiveness

12

IF I AGREED WITH YOU WE WOULD BOTH BE WRONG

15

KNOWLEDGE: is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

WISDOM: knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

13

Wanna lose weight?

Eat in front of a mirror.

NAKED!

15

Marriage lets you annoy one special person the rest of your life!

14

What if I told you..."You can eat without posting it on Facebook?"

13

for the third time in my life, god has punished my curiosity by making a good case for me to watch Mortdecai

1

The inventor of the Oxford Comma has
died.
Tributes have been lead JK Rowling, his
wife and the Queen of England.

4

Good girls go to Paris...

bad girls go to Amsterdam

9

Princess Diana died in Paris!

6

What is the value of free speech if we no longer have anything worthwhile to say?

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please take a step back, your breath is impairing my vision.

9

Just thinkin*.
If you ignore her, you're teaching HER how to live without YOU!

12

ninjas in paris !

3

Your body might get old but your heart stays like gold..

1

Remember who put down but, most of all, remember who helped you up!

5

Last month I moved into a new apartment.

After a few days I notice due to the undeniable evidences that I was living next to a wanker and an ugly bitch.

Now I am already packing my stuff: the wanker and the ugly bitch are the same person.

# my neighbor

2

Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

163

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

339

The creative adult is the child who survived.

491

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

355

When I was a kid I thought all adults were smart and could be trusted.

Now that Im an adult, most adults are idiots and full of crap

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Using your computers built in browser to download another browser is like having your wife drive you to your mistress

18

When your neighbour buys you a new album, you know it's time to change the music.

13

Too much inspiration
and it is
chaos

13

1st base is flirtin. 2nd base is dates. 3rd base is a hug. 4th is the "had a fun time" text. bartenders are umpires and cupid is the pitcher

1

last night I broke down and smoked weed with Willie agen

10

Life's not a bitch.
Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cause she won't let you get that pussy.

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everyone likes a drink. nobody likes a drunk.

14

your natural beauty is getting on my nerves

7

Salt on my lips instead of lipstick.

14

The future depends on what you do today.

~ Mahatma Gandhi

3

think twice before you give a fuck.

10

hoodies i own: 50
hoodies i wear: 12
hoodies i'm willing to give up: 0

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I need to get on medication so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.

13

Someone: what are you into this days?
Me: Fibonacci sequence sort of turns me on.

6

You learn something new everyday. Yesterday I learned that Indian food gives me diarrhea. Today I learned that I should have bought more toilet paper.

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How can we think clearly about the future, if we still use the same language and beliefs from the past?

15

In
2025
equality
is not a
controversial
subject
anymore

11

9 AM: egg whites and avacado.
1 PM: kale salad.
6 PM: chicken and broccoli.
2 AM: 23 oreos and a quart of strawberry cheesecake ice cream.

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I'll run my fingers through my own hair and grab my own ass thank you very much.

12

You can't catch a fish unless you put your line in the water.

1

The future depends on what you do today.

~ Mahatma Gandhi

12

Cycle of gossip ends by the silence of a wise person

1

Me: boys never want me, never give me attention
Boy: omg youre perfect i love you
Me: *blocks him and chases the boy who ignores her*

7

Will there be peace?

10

He opened his eyes too wide. Bursting over the capacity of which his emotional intelligence could concieve. Like a breath under water or blunt force to the head. You can never unsee what is seen.

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One of our neighbours wrote "wanker" on our car windscreen. Spreading
the love, the British way.

3

At the end of every love story, is the death of an
inner child who believed
in magic.

5

He opened his eyes too wide. Bursting over the capacity of which his emotional intelligence could concieve. Like a breath under water or blunt force to the head. You can never unsee what is seen.

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mum: you know what would be lovely?

me: what?

mum: a grandchild.

me: *sigh*

8

And then, you saw that great soul behind it's shell.

2

And, you
just aged me
eight fuckin'
years.

25

if you live in a HOA most allow ornamental junglefowl

4

This person

with whom you would make the same mistake again.

27

Also important: why are the kids pointing and laughing at you?

1

do you have allergies? eat 5 white pansies and in half a hour you should be fine

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Knowledge is power.
- Akala

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the us census has analyzed 100 million diapers and figured out which race has the worst smelling turds ,making live leak comments obsolete

1

#FireColbert because late-night television should be a complete and total safe space for cucks and snowflakes alike!

1

people are like "you are not your depression!" and i'm like "no i think i am"

2

Off your phone and hide your identity.

1

3 types of people in the world:
1. those who make things happen,
2. those who watch things happen
3. and those who wondered what the hell just happened

6

hello, my name is declan and tomorrow i will hate every food i liked today.

12

if i ever go missing, please follow my nephew. he can find me no matter where i try to hide.

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Just called my son a liar... in 2025 he will come back at me with the same words probably!

#toothfairy
#santa #easterbunny

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I GIVE A FUCK. I GIVE LOTS OF FUCKS, ACTUALLY.

I'M A PROSTITUTE OF FEELINGS.

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it costs you nothing to go "it sucks people were racist to him." you don't even gotta wait for "proof." sympathy, baby! give it a whirl!

1

I like
people
who cry
when it's
raining.

27

The mind rushes forward wanting to touch the future

16

THET
THER
ORANGE
FELLER
PROMISED
ME
A WALL !

5

SCOOBERT

DOOBERT DOO?

WHERE ART THOU ?

5

each scar serves as a reminder of who I am, who I have become and who I must never become again,
I wear them proudly because there are some lessons i can't afford to learn again.

7

I HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING MYSELF I'M
AN ADULT AND WILL BE CHARGED AS ONE.

11

THEY ASPIRE TO SEND ME TO A
REHABILITATION
CENTRE....
BUT I PROCLAIM
NAY NAY NAY!

6

A GOOD RESOULUTION

IS LIKE AN OLD HORSE,

WHICH IS OFTEN SADDLED BUT NEVER RIDDEN.

13

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE I SEE WOMEN DESCRIBED AS HAVING GONE MAD,
WHEN WHAT THEY'VE
ACTUALLY BECOME IS KNOWLEDGEABLE AND POWERFUL AND FKN FURIOUS!

3

NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU HAVE GONE ON THE WRONG ROAD, TURN BACK.

15

Everyone cares enough to give you advice, but no one cares enough to actually, practically help you out.

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Thanks so much for the advice on budgeting! It'll really help me with the £20 I have in my account.

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Absolutely power corrupts absolutely, but absolute powerlessness does the same.
- Akala

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THE WORLD IS MOVING SO FAST THESE DAY'S THAT THE MAN WHO SAYS IT CAN'T BE DONE IS GENERALLY INTERRUPTED BY SOMEONE DOING IT?

15

WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF THE HOLY WATER SIZZLES WHEN IT HITS YOUR SKIN?

ASKING FOR A FRIEND!

9

didn't we learn anything from the Black Sand Desert

2

That moment when silence is freedom...

3

In 2025. Hey siri...
I want you to write a post for me on Boldomatic where it says:
"I'm glad to have known such an amazing person like you"
After you post it, I want you to tag Juneocallagh.

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THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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The first to help you up are the ones who know how's it feels to fall down.

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