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When everything goes to hell..

It's the ones who stand by you without flinching

Those are your family

3

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

78

To be in the 1%, you have to do what 99% won't.

69

"I don't think I could stab anyone. Let's be honest, I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun".

70

Better grab my dumbrella.

It's really stupid out there today.

98

i'm wearing my friday socks.

they're like normal socks, but they're ready to party.

83

Donald Trump.
Donald T.
Don T.
don't.

117

Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

42

until 0% battery do us part

77

wild thing. i think i love you

11

listen to many.
speak to a few.

9

crime de la crime

8

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

46

I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

57

7 BILLION PEOPLE, 14 BILLION FACES.

117

Carpe Noctem

Seize The Night.

111

Can february march?

No. But april may

70

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

85

Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

133

bock auf candle light döner?

46

we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

70

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

88

What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

164

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

339

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

202

I was called lazy yesterday.

I almost responded.

12

I'd never let my kids watch the orchestra.

Too much sax and violins.

12

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

140

Sometimes I feel useless but then
I remember
I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

115

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

159

Break rules, not hearts.

121

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

182

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

265

bad decisions make good stories

423

My immaturity keeps me young.

104

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

136

Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

178

weekend.

4

sleep.

7

finally friday.

202

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

262

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

320

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

270

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

320

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

257

LISTEN TO SILENCE

417

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

356

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

577

A Haiku about getting out of bed;

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

13

You can't go back and change
the beginning,

but you can start from where you are and
change the ending.

16

You don't need hands to touch somebody.

106

TEXTASY

52

kompromisslos kompliziert.

15

ich bin heute mal so voller power, ich könnte bäume
ansehen.

26

DU HAST
NUR JETZT.

23

"Verpiss dich du Arschloch!"

"Könntest du das bitte in ordentlichem Deutsch wiederholen?"

"Uriniere dich hinfort, du Gesässöffnung."

27

habe heute fast 5 min. gebraucht um zu verstehen was "Brathering" bedeutet.
dann die erkenntnis: is ja deutsch,
nicht englisch.

44

Man verschiebt soviel auf später...

Später muss grandios werden.

64

Natürlich kann man AfD wählen, um die Regierung abzustrafen. Man kann ja auch sein Auto anzünden, um der teuren Werkstatt eines auszuwischen.

29

auch
andere
wege
haben schöne steine

29

i don't want you to lose me..

28

if i could touch you, i could explain it better..

34

mit einem dummen menschen zu streiten, ist wie mit einer taube ein brettspiel zu spielen.

ganz egal, wie gut du spielen kannst, die taube wird einfach alle figuren umschmeissen, mitten auf das brett kacken und herumstolzieren, als hätte sie auch noch gewonnen.

31

TEXTOSTERON

79

Müdigkeit erreicht Stellen im Körper, da kommt Motivation gar nicht hin.

34

Remember,

people say 'I love you' in different ways...

'eat something'

'get some sleep'

'have my fries'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

64

There are times when silence has the loudest voice.

75

YESTERDAY
I REALLY WANTED A BURRITO.
TODAY I AM EATING A BURRITO.
FOLLOW YOUR FUCKING DREAMS.

37

I love when you look at someone with a smile on your face, and they break into a smile back at you, not because they know why you're smiling, but because you're happy, and that's enough to make them happy.

61

Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met?

"Well, it all started one day when your dad 'liked' one of my selfies."

77

I want you to know that I love the third word in this sentence.

179

BY THE WAY,
I'M WEARING
THE SMILE
YOU GAVE ME.

220

Fuck nudes, send me pictures of you smiling.

16

They'll either want
to kill you, kiss you,
or be you.

40

Life is tough, my darling,
but so are you.

24

If you fall I will be there.
Floor

56

It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

~ Marilyn Monroe

36

Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever.

C. Bukowski

37

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

32

Alles, was ich über Einsamkeit weiss, habe ich am Infoschalter im Baumarkt gelernt.

32

I'm going to have to science the shit out of this

26

"LSD can make you lose weight."

Makes sense. It's kind of hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.

65

HELLO
FROM
THE
OTHER
SIDE

44

Somewhere warm, quiet,
A beach perhaps or hillside,
Space to be alive.

17

We will forever be known by the tracks we leave.

14

Go the extra mile.

It's never crowded....

14

these 6 months of March sure have been epic

3

at least i'm not as lazy as the person who named the fireplace

32

"The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum."

- George Bernard Shaw

2

my sexual orientation is biscuit

4

Nobody wants to be loyal, cause* everyone thinks they're getting played.

13

SCREW

PERFECTION

15

it's you
it's you

it's all for you

2

*

*
*
*
*
*

*

27

I plugged a USB
in on the first try.

There's nothing
stopping me today.

43

Ich wär gern eine

Eintagsfliege.

5

und ich schließe die Augen

1

sometimes
all
we
really
need
is
for
someone
to
say
"i believe in you"

70

Can't get out of bed.

Send help....,
or waffles.

Just send waffles.

65

The eyes speak
louder than words at times.

20

Be a Voice, not an Echo

28

Well hell, time to go out and face the world.

17

the one thing that sucks about pizza is: it doesn't have boobs

24

We're flying high
We're watching the world pass us by

24

Somewhere between
here and not here..

22

"Be a good
person, but
don't waste
time to prove it."

108

T
H
A
N
K
S

21

You can't leave
what lives inside you.

36

the colour of your eyes is my new favorite colour

42

I swear that somewhere out there my Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling together laughing at me.

35

Headphones
are my
L I F E
support.

39

Tu es! JETZT!

5

i'm here

5

maybe
we feel empty
because
we leave pieces
of ourselves in
everything
we used to
love

7

what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

33

Extremists have shown what frightens them most. A girl with a book.

Malala Yousaf

59

Let me tell you a bit about my background...

Well, It's green.

42

Fuck what they say.
Watch what they do.

74

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

121

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

• Mae West

67

We all die.
The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is
to create something
that will.

• Chuck Palahniuk

108

Desire is the
kind of thing
that
eats you
and
leaves you
starving.

• Nayyirah Waheed

41

Who said nights were for sleep?

• Marilyn Monroe

65

"There are no strangers here,only friends that have not yet met."

~William Butlers Yeats

42

The truth is, everyone's going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

178

I realized, through it all, that...In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, theres something stronger something better, pushing right back.
- Albert Camus

36

WANTED:

PEACE

68

we never really grow up,
we just learn how to act in public

32

I've come to know that what we want in life is the greatest indication of who we really are.

Richard Paul Evans

23

Nobody ever really knows how much anybody else is hurting. We could be standing right next to somebody who is completely broken and we wouldn't even know.

42

It's the story of your life.

Be the author instead of a character.

54

NEXT STOP

BE YOURSELF

49

A dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

79

A dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

56

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

92

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

136

New Yeah

20

New Yeah

59

i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.

23

i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.

97

If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

80

i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

53

i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

168

People complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties.

16

People complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties.

95

That moment when you must recorrect auto correct correcting you, to properly swear in a text message.

101

That moment when you must recorrect auto correct correcting you, to properly swear in a text message.

44

Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

170

Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

200

The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

101

The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

166

Relationship status:

Looking for a WiFi connection.

163

Relationship status:

Looking for a WiFi connection.

71

Fake is
the new
trend and everyone
seems to be
in style •

3

Theres a line between taking risks and screwing up life.

3

Pain
is just
a French
word for bread.

5

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

46

Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

212

I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

61

I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

278

Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

55

until 0% battery do us part

337

Darth Vader died for your sins.

27

Darth Vader died for your sins.

177

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

367

if you've been left, go write

32

if you've been left, go write

254

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

395

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

49

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

213

Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

43

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

91

Just saw a butterfly with a girl tattooed on its lower back.

58

The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

60

just wanted to update everyone on the fact that absolutely nothing new is happening in my life

65

My brain keeps making appointments that my body cannot keep.

22

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

416

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

428

Home sweet mess.

264

Home sweet mess.

409

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

355

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

520

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

532

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

241

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

optimists claim that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.

pessimists are scared that might be true.

135

optimists claim that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.

pessimists are scared that might be true.

493

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

562

LISTEN TO SILENCE

612

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

812

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

823

life is what happens when you put your phone down.

928

I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning.

26

Atheism is a non-prophet organization .

30

words are my favourite visuals.

174

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

396

Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

379

bock auf candle light döner?

373

The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

261

If the phone doesn't ring,
it's me.

178

just wanted to update everyone on the fact that absolutely nothing new is happening in my life

203

Worry is just meditating on bullshit

205

In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

182

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

222

Just saw a butterfly with a girl tattooed on its lower back.

147

I

refuse

to

become

what

you

call

NORMAL

53

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