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Posts Liked by carey99

my "i hate you" face must look very similar to my "tell me more" face.
i'll have to work on that.

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Once upon a time, I was sweet & innocent.

And then,
shit happened!

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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

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twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door

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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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hipsters don't say "LOL" they say "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL"

(Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud)

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Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

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I think
you're suffering from a
lack of vitamin me.

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