XxAmmaxX's Posts

We never really grow up.

Only learn how to act in public.

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I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

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My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

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When you go into court, you're putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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You are such a good friend to me, that if we were on a sinking ship with only one life jacket,

I would miss you dearly and think of you often.

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