Wilma92's Posts

Sometimes you don't feel the weight of something you've been carrying until you feel the weight of its release.

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Interviewer:
Why is there such a long gap in your employment?

Me:
I'm a time traveler

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Silence is golden but telling people to go fuck themselves is priceless.

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It's
Pink Tuesday

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How do I gain 3-5 years experience when every job requires 3-5 years experience?

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If you leave me a voice mail,
I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon.

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Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer

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I don't mind getting lost, its just that its always at a bad time...

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And what
if I told you
I didn't want
to be free?

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Acceptance without judgement.

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Sometimes the smallest light can brighten the darkest night.

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a smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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there is a person out there for everyone. your person may end up being 5 cats.

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can't give someone the world if their mind is only ready for the
CITY •

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It's said that milk is good for teeth. Do you know what is also good for teeth? Minding your own business..

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life is full of closed doors but you can always break through a window

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Your love
is a little bit crazy.
My love
is a little bit crazy.
'Cause everything that we could feel,
we feel, insanely!!

• Mikky Ekko

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Marriage is like eating with chopsticks,
it looks easy until you try it.

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Sometimes you meet someone, and it's so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you're in love or partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don't know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.

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dear customer service,

first of all i'm typing this with my middle finger........

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the real journey always takes place in our heart

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So, yeah; telling someone "love yourself, first," who has no frame of reference, and/or distorted/abusive example(s) of what "love" or "loving," is, makes no sense. It's about as logical as throwing them out of a plane, without a parachute, screaming,
"fly first, motherfucker!!"
Try being & showing love.

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Yes. I chose to love the good in you. Because I see it and I feel it. Not because it isn't there. Not because I made it up in my head. Not because I needed to. We cried. We traced scars. We laughed, excessively. No matter what else you possess or think you are, all that beauty is really you, too. Don't ever forget it.

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sorry, can't go out tonight my cat said no

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You are a magical clump of atoms on a tiny rock spinning around a star.

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You know what really turns me on?

Unprotected wi-fi

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Is it
so wrong to love you?

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If you walk like a duck and you talk like a duck you're drunk. Ducks don't talk.

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pros of wearing all black: looks badass

cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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at some point , you have to realize some people can stay in your heart but not in your life. •

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Sunday
is a feeling.

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an 8 year old was screaming and crying at the grocery store, because he wanted a snickers bar.

i bought it, and ate it right in front of him.

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Always have an emergency rösti at home.

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do twins ever realise one of them was unplanned?

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when people tell me "i'm going to regret that in the morning"

i sleep till noon because i'm a problem solver.

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That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status.

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The last insect that bit me is currently in rehab.

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need
a hug,
or a kiss, whatever.

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• •
Sometimes you
put walls up not
to keep people
out but to see
who cares enough
to break them...
• •

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starting a sarcastic group aggressively supporting other sarcastics, repost if you want in because if we get enough people we're getting jackets.

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If we date we're insulting people together.

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Life is Tetris.

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coffee makes
the morning.

having sex too.

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So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps & how many likes you can get on a selfie.

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LIFE is like a BOOK. Some chapters are SAD, some HAPPY and some EXCITING.
But if you never turn the page, the next chapter will always remain unknown.

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There is no saving each other.

There is only burning; together.

And healing.
And touching.
And always loving.

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some people are supposed to be the sunshine but end up being the flames of hell

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Never give up..

unless you're
going to kill
someone.

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People keep asking me "how's it going" like I have any idea what's going on at any point.

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Let me introduce my foot to your ass!

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How will you
ever find your
castle in the
sky, if you're
always looking
at the ground?

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Things I want: snuggles

Things I receive: struggles

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We never really grow up We only learn how to act in public.

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Allergic to stupid people.

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WE HAVE
TOMORROWS
FOR A
REASON.

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It's 2015 and food can still make you fat...

...get it together science

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just how hairy was the dude that invented a shampoo called
HEAD AND SHOULDERS.

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why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine??

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love at first conversation

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"my doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"

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i have learned to
never expect things
even from the people who care about you.
it is not that they aren't trustworthy, but a broken expectation seems far worse than you can handle.

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I am not fat! I'm just much easier to see..

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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you've been mean to someone, they won't believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

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A girls "whatever" means "fuck you."

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I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

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I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

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Fairy tales are more than true.

Not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

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Pretty girls turn heads.

I break necks.

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welcome to our society, you will be judged by what you wear, how you act, and what you look like. enjoy your stay.

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Everyone is hiding their naked body from us.

Our goal is to find someone & convince them stop.

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goals for 2015:

less upsetti, more spaghetti

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SOMETIMES YOU THINK YOU WANT TO DISAPPEAR

BUT ALL YOU WANT IS TO BE FOUND ...

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TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS, BUT ALSO KILLS IN THE END.

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Lies and liars are
a dime a dozen.
If you really want
to shock me,
be consistantly authentic and truthful.

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I dried
my tears
and let
my heart
die

Now
I hope
one day
the pain
will stop

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I like the way you
push me to see
things differently.
To see myself
through your eyes,
and to know, that
maybe, I'm doing
something right.

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My goal is to build a life I
don't need a vacation from.

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If you had a magic
phone that could dial
into the past,

would you?

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I think I have short term memory, but I don't remember.

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I've reached that age where my brain went from "you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the hell, let's see what happens"

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I'm at a period in my life where i love myself,
to the point if i saw another me somewhere,

who knows what would happen

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we are seen for what we pretend to be

but we are loved for who we are

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More of us doubt ourselves more than any of us would like to admit. But, we keep going. And when we stop, we have each other to help us to our feet again. That's the truth, my friend.

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Almost is never good enough!

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I'm not saying that I hate you but...

I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of Legos near a Justin Bieber concert

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My life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

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i was born with a rare condition, Birthmarks and caused limps problems.buts i've finally found peace within my soul. happiness belongs to us all.

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Woodies are the new goodies.

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I don't need much but many beers.

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The paradise is a place where sundays never ends.

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All we want is to be wanted...

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Don't always agree with me.

Enlighten me.

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I just wanted you all to know that I'm leaving Boldomatic. This ride has been a blast I've made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour & wit is amazing. I'll miss all of you, but I've decided I need to spend more time with my family. So...
see you after breakfast.

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The rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny

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I think of you every time I...

hold a knife.

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Unfortunately I'm the type of person that you can screw over 1 million times and I would still be there for you if you needed me

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when you are dead,you don't know that you are dead.It's difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid

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You have a right
to feel everything, without being called stupid or foolish, by those who are not
brave enough to feel anything.

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Sometimes, it's not
about how hard you work, how much
you want it, or what
you'll do to get it.

Sometimes, it's
about circumstance.

And sometimes, circumstance is shit.

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there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

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It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

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When you stretch, and your inner porn star moan accidentally comes out •

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YOUR NAME SOUNDS MOANABLE.

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you are
my infinite joy
my eternal sorrow
my sweet friend
my bitter enemy
you fill me
with mirth
and leave me
empty
you are
me
dear friend

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Just saw a butterfly with a girl tattooed on its lower back.

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Nothing
in life is absolute only vodka

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I WANT YOU!!
I HATE YOU!!
I LIKE YOU!!
YOU'RE A SHITHEAD!!
I THINK YOU'RE GREAT!!
YOU BOTHER ME!!
YOU'RE SO FUN!!
I'M SO PISSED AT YOU!!
I LOVE YOU!!

déjà who are you?! vu
or déjà schizo vu

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graveyards are for skeletons,
closets are for dresses,
happiness is for people.

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Suggestion
creates possibility

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The only time goodbye is painful is when you know you will never say hello again •

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Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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Word.
If I disappear, I hope I'm not dead.

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Don't put out feelers, unless you want to be touched.

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A moment of silence to all the people who can't find their name on a coke bottle.

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I don't care that they stole my idea.. I care that they don't have any of their own.

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another year, and a candle more on the cake for your not anymore baby

time to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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How you love defines how you live, more than how you hate, ever will.

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Trying to be as quiet as possible when everyone else is still asleep. While everyone is super loud while you're asleep.

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you are my
solitary ice
cream cone

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Bolders never bold alone

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Freedom is acknowledging the mask you have on
And possessing the strength to take it off

• Macklemore

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We Love to enterBrain You

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Bolding:
verb

Expressing your thoughts

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I just saw that quote
about fifty other times
all over the web

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That awkward
moment when you fart, thinking nobody
else is around...

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it starts so simply

but before you even know,

you're madly in love

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You may be the wisest person in the world but when it comes to your life even you become a fool.

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NOBODY FUCKING ASKED YOU.

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I love onions so much, that they make me cry.

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It's okay to play with yourself.

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What's the point
in missing someone
who doesn't miss you •

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sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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ME, MY PILLOW AND
MY BED

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Sometimes i wish i had the power to give happiness to all the people that really need it.

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I'm convinced designers get together to place bets about the stupid shit they can get people to buy.

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soon as you realize love is in the air, somebody farts.

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