TheShadowpfote's Posts

Every time I set my eyes on you my tongue just insists on falling out of my mouth...

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#haiden_, #tongue

Bible kill count: Satan 10 - God 2,339,336
plagues not included.

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#satan, #true

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People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

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#buglove, #love

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Love can be like amnesia. With the right person, you forget where you are, what you were saying, and, in extreme cases, you forget your own name.

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#buglove, #love

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Love is
never
having to wank yourself again

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#abe, #wanking, #true

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jeder kennt diesen Typ von Frauen, die aussehen wie Prinzessinnen, aber reden wie Haftbefehl.

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#anonyman, #true