SteveBob's Posts

Reality is lemons.
The internet is lemonade.

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A skeleton walked into a bar, he ordered a beer and a mop.

#jokes

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9/10 People who are afraid of hurdles, never get over it.

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True happiness is like a bird that might land on your ship but never if you constantly
stand guard to catch it. Instead, improve your ship and sail into warmer waters.
The bird will land when you aren't looking. Improve the ship on which you sail.

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#CGPGrey

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I tried to kill my feelings for you, but instead the feelings killed me.

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If there's anything I've learned in life, it's to never mess with mother nature, mother-in-laws, or mother fucking turantulas.

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