SlickMemes's Posts

Them:
you're insane

Me: thanks for understanding

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I've been doing a lot of whatever
the fuck I want lately,
and I like it.

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English Teacher: Give me the opposite of this sentence:
"Children in the dark make mistakes."

Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."

Teacher: Get out.

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I hope my
"special place
in hell"
has beanbag chairs.

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Driving down the road and I saw my ex.

Funny how
"I'd hit that" changes meaning over the years.

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I do in fact fuck around and find out.
I've learned every lesson the hard way.

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