skylarsteward's Posts

Unconcious girls don't say no.

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IT'S
NOT WHAT
YOU
WRITE. IT'S THE
FONT
YOU USE.

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bold pantone swatches of sarcasm.

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this

is my XXX
pic.

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he's a...

/personal
trainer/dancer/stylist/photographer/actor/model/
(hooker)

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NEVER TRUST
A
TRANNY.

your life has been lived a billion times.

it wasn't interesting the first time, either.

Everything happens for a reason!

Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and you make bad decisions.

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YOU ARE UNIQUE,

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

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I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose •

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BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND, NOW WHERE IS IT?!

sir, calm down, your toy is under the mcnuggets.

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THE ONLY LOVE LETTER I EVER GOT WAS IN COMIC
SANS.

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SEX
IER
THAN HELVETICA.

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I SAW YOU LIKED MY STATUS. WANNA FUCK?

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IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE TOO MUCH TILL I BLACKED OUT.

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