skinnyjeans's Posts

old friends:
those people who have too much dirt on you

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A router goes into a doctor's office and says, "It hurts when IP."

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He makes my heart race, as if I'm running a
marathon.

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The reason people scream at each other when they are angry is because their hearts get further away and can't hear each other.

The reason people whisper when they are in love is that their hearts are very close.

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the world would be a better place if you just shut the f*ck up

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I will love you until Pi runs
out of decimal places.

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