signec95's Posts

Some people are like chicken nuggets, they look good,

but deep inside, they are full of crap.

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#food, #chicken, #nuggets, #hot, #crap, #truth, #uglytruth

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People only care about you if you're hot,
if you're dying,
or if you open a pack of bubble gum.

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#people, #hot, #gum, #truth, @uglytruth

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Normal teenagers: "I love getting drunk, smoking, and having sex!"

Me: "Sometimes when I'm feeling brave I sleep without my nightlight."

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#sex, #drunk, #alcohol, #smoking, #sleep, #teen, #night, #nightlife, #party

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I now pronounce you husband and wife - you may change your Facebook status.

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#relationship, #husband, #wife, #love, #flirting, #people, #family, #fb, #facebook, #marriage

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the meatballs bring all the people to ikea, and they're like it's better than frikadeller.

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#meatballs, #people, #ikea, #frikadeller

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My bed and i have a special relationship; we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.

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#bed, #relationship, #love, #alarm, #flirting

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