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When a man says you're ugly, he's just being mean. When a woman says you're ugly, she's just jealous. When a child says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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im not gonna tell my kid watermelon seeds will grow in their tummys. thats peobobly what messed me up

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jolly ranchers, we love anything that tastes like them but isnt them.

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i have a million ideas i just dont know how to share rhem

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there is no sun outside, because it's all in my heart

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july 1 creative ice cream flavors day

fuck u, 'cause llama

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.

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drink all unattended alcohol, and all the food too - lessons from a good dog

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if you did something wrong sneeking away gives u away - lessons from a good dog

drink all unattended alcohol, and all the food too - lessons from a good dog

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it is ok to bite
people if you're protecting others - lessons from a good dog

a comforting hug does more than "i told you so"

a comforting hug will alwas be more effective than" it old u so"

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a comforting hug will alwas be more effective than" it old u so"

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The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

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Wait...

was that a hallelujah moment?

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i like angry birds because they're still lovable when pissed >_<

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some people get butterflies
i get bottomless pit monsters

i dont know why, but im pissed

happy birthday dj

its hard for me to be jelouse if she is fatter than ne

the lock on my third floor patio is useless. i kinda do wish i had a friend who could give me a reason to use it

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I
AM
THE
DESIGNER
OF MY OWN CATASTROPHY

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Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

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I may not be the mona lisa but I'd buy me.

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i really dont care if you don't want to be friends, just tell me so i'm not wasting my time.

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fuck u jerky face peanut breath!

3 good things before i sleep

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i will punch you in the batman

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I love my ring. It's simple like our love

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tooth-brushes give a good idea of your favourite color

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i am not a rapper

my godson wants a cake with Batman riding a dragon slaying a dinosaur

Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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today i just feel like if i died no one would care. like i haven't done anything worthwile

Thank you for the new likes! your cool.

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i dont know whether to endorse or discourage being drunk on mondays

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

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this app makes me want to post random crap all day

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today was a great workday with cara!

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