Rhinu's Posts

Just realised I've been gone for almost 2 years. Time goes by so fast...

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Cheesy editor's pickup-line #6:

I'd adjust my workflow for you.

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Cheesy editor's pickup-line #5:

I'd like to see a frame-by-frame preview of you.

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Cheesy editor's pickup-line #4:

I'd like to align myself with you tonight.

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Cheesy editor's pickup-line #3:

I'd like to add you to my composition.

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Cheesy editor's pickup-line #2:

Oh, you wouldn't be able to stabilize my motion.

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Cheesy editor's pickup-line #1:

Hey girl, I'd like to track your motion.

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It's pretty satisfying when your typing cursor flickers on the beat of your music.

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Who are all these people following me?

They keep coming.

I like it.

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When I use a laughing emoticon I don't actually laugh I just blow more air out of my nose.

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How is your blanket going to protect you against that monster.

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I... I feel so disoriënted with this new interface?

I like it though.

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If I haven't cried in a long time, I sometimes feel the need to cry for no reason.

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Never look somebody directly in the eyes when eating icecream.

#icecream

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reposted by mylisa1970

Is the voice you hear when reading a man or a female?

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life is just a fart in the wind

better make it a loud one

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I just came back from visiting a future college and I already learnt one thing.

Don't come close to that building ever again.

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I only took one cookie.

#whitelie

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Sometimes I ask myself if I'm weird.

Then I think fuck no and continue cutting spoons while eating wet bread.

#notweird

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"Oh shit I am sinking, that's not meant to happen."

Shipwreck - Modeselektor

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When your instinct takes over in dangerous situations you realise you have almost no control over your body.

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That little shot of happiness when a big writer likes your post.

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I just noticed posts are photo's.

If you look close they're actually of pretty bad quality.

No offense.

#postingspree, #willthisbefixed, @Boldomatic, @dAn

When I send a voicemessage to my friends they always ask if it's safe to play in public.

I say yes.

It's most likely me making weird noises.

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When somebody tells me it needs to be perfect I allways fuck it up.

Some say I'm bad.

I like to call myself an imperfectionist.

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It seems like all the pretty girls are on here.

That's nice...

#sad

When something really funny happened and you're telling it to your friends and it turns out to be not funny at all.

"It was funnier at that moment..."

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See life like a story.

When something goes terribly wrong, just yell "PLOTTWIST!" and smile.

#plottwist

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School.

Sch is 3 letters.

Illuminati confirmed.

*All the cool kids on the interwebs right now*

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"I need to take a shit"

"No you need to take a shit and pee because you cant do them seperatly."

"So I can't pee without shitting?"

"Well I can't"

"Wat."

I woke up at 9 am in the weekend! Now I can actually use the day! Ahh my bed is warm.

IT'S FUCKING 1 PM NOW.

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When I ate beets for the first time and the next day my shit was red it scared the living shit out of me and I started crying.

#punintended, #iwas7

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reposted by llamabat

I always pick my nose and shoot the boogers away.

I once hit a cat and he looked so disturbed.

#badhabits, #nottrue

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Rhinu backwards is Unihr which is also a pretty cool name.

I need to start thinking of normal names.

I just realised I can write anything on here.

poop

Hihihi

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"Download now for free!"

"Buy 3 more lives to get to the next level for 3,99."

Every app nowadays.

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I just got tagged by Boldomatic.

I have never been liked so much in my life.

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People say that you like your own farts.

Well I don't.

Their bad.

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>Hey
>Hi
>How are you?
>Good, you?
>Me too.

Every first online conversation ever.

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I never knew why my bed was wet in the morning.

Apperantly it's the tears running down my face when my alarm goes.

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Be ready for anything.

Even when you don't expect it.

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I decided, after 2 hours of discussing with my family, I will change my primary color to yellow.

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Sometimes waiting for something is worth it.

Like a pizza.

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Inspiration eventually comes to creation.

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reposted by Boldomatic, Mathilda, truthseeker57, raffizh, EricLiebert, lowrobb and sjwincmh

I know a lot of funny jokes but I didn't think of them myself and I wanna be original.

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I'm getting depressed by all the deep stuff that's on here.

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I still don't know if i'm just really bad at this whole Bold thing or if there's just not enough people to read it yet.

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boy + kidnapped girl + scary guy = fairytale.

#fairytale

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I really hope they don't invent
timemachines.

Shit WILL hit the fan.

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"You're getting no movement when you're on that computer!"

"I'm training my fingers mom."

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I don't want to go to sleep because i'm afraid I'll wake up and then I will need to DO stuff.

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Candles are way to bright in movies.

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"You wore that shirt yesterday!"

Yeah I didn't shit on it or anything.

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I always lock my bathroom door even when no one's home.

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In my perfect lovely little fairytale that I thought of when I was cycling home and entered my house I wouldn't go in so much detail.

#fairytale

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I was cycling to school and was thinking about how we're in balance when we cycle. Then I fell off.

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*Click*, And that, my friends, is how you turn off a lightswitch. Be sure to watch all my other tutorials!

- How to put on lightswitch

-How to put on lightswitch without getting up

It's fucking dark here.

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I noticed there's a lot of german people on here.

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I found my lightswitchby the way.

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When you were a kid and you used to ask your friends what they would wish if they could wish one thing. And everybody used to say: "I'd wish infinite wishes".

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Apperantly I just got bald. No wait. Bold I mean.

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I have a feeling that all the deep shit I want to say already has been said.

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It's really dark here, but im too lazy to get up and put on some lights.

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With this app you can really see that the same jokes are made everywhere.

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I could write a long joke here, but then nobody would see it because of the letters being to small.

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The music my neighbours played was so loud I could shazam it.

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