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How am I supposed to forget about you when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of you, like garbage cans and dog shit.

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I work well with others when they leave me alone.

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SCREW

PERFECTION

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etc.

end of thinking capacity

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When I was one-and-twenty
I heard a wise man say,
"Give crowns and pounds and guineas
But not your heart away;
Give pearls away and rubies
But keep your fancy free."
But I was one-and-twenty
No use to talk to me.
~~A.E. Housman

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Three people sleeping together is called a threesome.

Two people sleeping together is a twosome.

Guess that's why people call me handsome.

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Remember,

people say 'I love you' in different ways...

'eat something'

'get some sleep'

'have my fries'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

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everybody values honesty until they have an ugly baby

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SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A BIRD, SO I CAN FLY OVER CERTAIN PEOPLE AND SHIT ON THEIR HEADS.

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The best thing a woman can have is her shit together •

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"I HAVE TO ENDURE ALL YOUR SHIT AND YOU ONLY HUG ME WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK."

-THE TOILET

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$do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no$

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Sex on television won't hurt unless you fall off!

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Keyrings

Invention that allows you to lose all your keys at once, rather than one by one

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Keyrings

Invention that allows you to lose all your keys at once, rather than one by one

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Abs are for people that don't have the confidence to wear a Superman
T-shirt to the pool.

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the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

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YOUR NAME SOUNDS MOANABLE.

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Long story short,

I love summaries.

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simulieren geht über studieren

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I don't need a valentine

I need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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If they don't know you personally, then don't take it personal.

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I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water.

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The trouble with the profit system has always been -

that it was highly unprofitable to most people

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When you stretch, and your inner porn star moan accidentally comes out •

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Bras
are
actual
booby
traps.

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you make me wish i had more middle fingers

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Sometimes no response is the most powerful one.

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Dear Lord
Please forgive me...
For I am going to sin like a motherfucker this weekend.

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GET OUT OF YOUR WAY!

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CASA
dolce
CASA

WIFI
dolce
WIFI

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Simetimes I just sit and think.

Other times I just sit and drink.

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Jack Daniel's Old No.7

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"The world is not a wish granting factory."

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Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting, but up close it's just a bunch of bull shit that you don't need.

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the only 10 you are is on the pH scale because bitch you're basic

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fall in love with someone who will treat you like kanye would treat kanye

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So you think I'm weird?

That's ok, you'll be sure in a minute.

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you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night.

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if there's one thing girls love more than being told they're pretty, it's being told they're prettier than other girls

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I wish I were an octopus.
So I would have eight hands to touch your butt.

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I just
want to be
upfront and
say that
I visually
enjoy you.

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I HATE IT WHEN I GO INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET SOME FOOD AND ALL I FIND IS INGREDIENTS.

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If a black cat crosses
your path, it signifies
that the animal is
going somewhere. -

Groucho Marx

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Somtimes, the best part of a conversation is to keep your mouth shut.

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Pheed.com
cloned
Boldomatic!

You can't say
'hoarder' without saying 'whore'.

Mother,
you're like a brother to me.

Being alone never felt right.
Sometimes it felt good,
but it never felt right.

• Charles Bukowski

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