mertbozaslan's Posts

#2025

jussayin likes this

my neighbours shouldn't lament about the loud music - appreciate my good taste

#myneighbor

juneocallagh, MyM and dor1316 like this

oops, i did it again

#oops

wipkinger and jaybyrd like this

'you can see me'

-john cena

#superpower

7Carcinogenic7 likes this

make america 'great' again

#hypocrite

idiomatic likes this

my turtleneck fat and my chain so thin

#turtle

#copycat

swatchUSA likes this

birds in the trap sing mcknight

#lovebirds

Parole likes this

bollywood

macht

glücklich

too bored to be awake

#boredom

flowers instead of

expensive gifts

#firstlove

juneocallagh likes this

#villain

fifthy shades of grey or disney's cinderella?

#stepout

a foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says 'hello world'

#nerd

bold likes this

wished i have none wishes

#makeawish

hanna1 likes this

it's the time of the year when the shops won't be open some days

#thegrinch

Shea likes this

puff, puff,
flash

#flashback

Shea and juneocallagh like this

the creation of beauty from sadness

#melancholy

#blabla

pasquale85 likes this

long live your laundry

- billy mays

#laundry

emiledi77 and Shea like this

#dinosaur

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if my life were a song the title would be 'the comeback kid'

#comeback

emiledi77, Shea and Blitzkrieg like this

i am twisted.
there is no known cure.
run.

Reposted from MisterBowtie

emiledi77 likes this

drugs
you shouldn't
try

#hallucination

emiledi77 and juneocallagh like this

mother natur against humankind

#mothernature

Shea likes this

the
joker
(feat. harley quinn)

#circus

Shea and LeticiaM like this

C A $ H H U $ T L E R W O R K H A R D P L A Y H A R D

Reposted from BoyNextdoor

BoyNextdoor likes this

#space

pokémon
go oder
poké-
(mongo)?

#pokemon

summer with lana del rey

swatchUSA likes this

strangers after months

#stranger

a little party hurts nobody

#nightfever

janem803, hallowelt, Shea, juneocallagh and Authlander like this

revenge
is sweet

#revenge

why levis when u could have g-star

did u know that everything is just an illusion

#didyouknow

One therapy session is more expensive than an average bottle of wine.

Just saying.

Reposted from Lieutenant

Lieutenant likes this

need a therapist like hannibal

#therapy

opening beer with my teeth is becoming easier the drunker i become.

it turns out my teeth are bleeding.

#drunktexting

politicians are liars

#politics

JKowal likes this

#nomnom

#gotfaith

becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life

Reposted from MisterBowtie

gain money with your hobby

janem803 and swatchUSA like this

moviestar or worldstar?

#moviestar

98/99 born kids don't belong to the 90s generation

#90s

I'm not necessarily saying I want to be rich but it would be nice to not have to check my bank account before purchasing Ramen noodles

Reposted from Sasquatchprime

xoxo, gossip girl

#gossip

swatchUSA likes this

cupid's rigor under 10%

#cupid

a: another year, another me
b: stfu

#save2016

makalapua and sis like this

Don't judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones.
Those fuckers are up to something.

Reposted from filhab

purplechill likes this

A: what kind of dog chases anything red?
B: a bulldog

#myluckydog

MyM likes this

when you're too old for a kids menu

#adulthood

MyM likes this

be your girl's hero

#hero

jaybyrd and Shubham1996 like this

orange is the new black, isn't?

#blackedition

Campo likes this

#underthetree

Qball likes this

after sex:
a man wants to sleep and woman wants to cuddle

#pillowtalk

less stress, more sex

#lessismore

Qball likes this

the love of one's country is a splendid thing. but why should love stop at the border?

#borders

Use your madness to create your masterpiece.

Reposted from huzy

SjirkvanderZee likes this

wine me
dine me
sixty-nine me

Reposted from anonymous

everybody says:"fuck her, she isn't worth it", but truly you want to do that - fuck her

You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

Reposted from anjellica

janem803, michi26, bold, UserOne, anjellica, stargater and purplechill like this

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

Reposted from pinche_raffie

whiskey on the rocks before any kinds of shots

Reposted from avant-garde

purplechill and avant-garde like this

Fuck you.

You hurt me.

Reposted from anonymous

@PenSword72

PenSword72 likes this

If it's rude,
cruel,
or condescending,
I will reject it.

Simple as that.

If you're incapable of kindness, at least try civility.

Reposted from anonymous

@PenSword72

janem803, stargater, purplechill and PenSword72 like this

naked today or naked tomorrow

#classicsremix

Babs_77, PenSword72 and Qball like this

annairie help me these people have questionable fashion habits, questionable body odor, and questionable bad manners.

Reposted from jaybyrd

fashion is a statement not a style

Reposted from janosh

huzy likes this

SEEING YOUR EX IS LIKE SEEING OLD FASHION PICTURES. YOU ASK YOURSELF HOW YOU COULD GO IN PUBLIC WITH THIS.

Reposted from Akatrine

stargater and huzy like this

You're hot...

Let's make out.

Reposted from anonymous

stargater likes this

Everytime your parents say,
"I only want whats best for you"...

They are actually talking about me!

Reposted from ErikSmit

@ErikSmit

Shubham1996 and ErikSmit like this

DO NOT BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS YOU TELL YOURSELF
LATE AT NIGHT.

Reposted from stargater

haddock likes this

HEAD TASTE BEST !

if. your a damn cannibal

Reposted from TopNotch

die lage ist hemmungslos

Reposted from jfbrgr

campino and stargater like this

most young kings get thier head cut off

#basquiat

every sibling thought he was rich with 5 Dollars

#siblings

Qball likes this

every male sibling tried to teleport himself like Goku

#siblings

stargater and Qball like this

what's up, loser?

cool people forget to be lame

Reposted from Heatboi

if i say i get you, then i'll get you

stargater and haddock like this

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

Reposted from Loupi4614

Loupi4614 likes this

whenever i hear someone say "better than sex" i always think "better than sex with you maybe"

Reposted from jaybyrd

Andromenadda, UserOne, stargater and jaybyrd like this

Sorry,
I wasn't paying attention..
I was thinking about having
sex with you •

Reposted from Lirpae..

stargater and Lirpae.. like this

you know what rhymes with drunk...

sex.

Reposted from jaybyrd

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

Reposted from RulesOfLife

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

Reposted from snajsig

freedom is art is freedom

Reposted from permanentwaves

art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time

Reposted from avant-garde

art washes away from the soul
the dust of daily life.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

_Nathalie_ likes this

You are a work of art.
Not everyone will understand you,
but the ones who
do,
will never forget you.

Reposted from EmilyTudor

Another Friday night in the house and I just realized, even the trash goes out more than me.

Reposted from MissB

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