MartinKiiing's Posts

God's Tweet Nr. 156

Everytime you masturbate, a kitten dies

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Happy hungergames, and may the odds be ever in your favour!

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-We need a plan of attack
-I have a plan, atack!

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You want my sexyness? You can't handle my sexyness.

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shit happens I mean... just look at your face.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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