manutd7770's Posts

My first time riding a bike was like my first time riding my bike -

My dad holding me from behind.

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You are Monday in Human Form.

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If you get divorced in West Virginia,

are you still brother and sister?

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What is Stephen Hawking's favourite food?

His Shoulder

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The Heimlich Manuever is just a cover up for dry humping in public.

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Election and erection almost have the same spelling, but they have the same meaning -

A dick rising to power.

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