maddy_boyer's Posts

my goal in life is to look hot as fuck walking into my high school reunion

i love you with all my butt.

i would say heart but my butts bigger.

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lets make a night you wont remeber ill be the one you wont forget

if the skys a limit whys there footprints on the moon?

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when in doubt eat donuts

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kiss me im not irish.

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you gotta bae or nah your tryna date or nah.

more people needs to know about boldomatic.

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hey lovely bold people of the world

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who swings on a ball and licks a hammer

MILEY CYRUS.

*sing in rhythm of spongebob themesong*

yolo :

you obviously love
oprah

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you know your right if i tilt my head and close both eyes your still ugly

cute things to call your gf/bf:

1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2 lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 390° F

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the show must
go wrong

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i would kill you but thats illegal and i got better things to do than go to jail

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when my parents complain about my grades.

"i could be a drug addict who parties all weekend. be glad im an alive loner."

boys, girls have their phone all the time. so if she doesnt text you back within 30 minutes. she aint feelin you bro.

i never make titanic jokes, but when i do its just to break the ice.

on a scale of 1-10 your at -18501648

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and too our left you see this old women in a bush. she pushed me what else was i suppose to do?

if i tell you i wont tell anyone, that doesnt include my bestfriend.

at the corner of happy and stay away before you get kicked

everything ends in happiness, if your not happy it hasnt eneded.

you
fine
as
hell

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i <3 you.

jk.

foods better.

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now serving sarcasm in a cup

chillin

like

a

villian

you look like poop

guess what?
oh wait
still no one cares.

knock knock!
whos there.
daisy.
daisy who?
daisy me rollin' they hatin.

even my dog hates me

i wish i was beyonce

i sock at spelling

im so fresh, jk my mom does my laundrey... thanks mommy

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your so hot you caught your moms vagina on fire

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lol my sarcasm makes me happy

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somedays you make me wanna vomit

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