kris492b's Posts

I wanted to listen to Metallica on our roadtrip, she wanted to listen to Katy Perry.

So we compromised and choose Katy Perry...

#roadtrip

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Saw a homeless guy on the road, washing car windows for cash.

Comes to show that "Living life in the fast lane" doesn't allways have to be positive...

#roadtrip

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Call me Mc Donalds
because i'm lovin' it!

Sometimes, the only thing you have to give the world, is a smile (;

#newnormal, #inspire

...and yet again, he was late with the rent.

But every hard earned cent he had earned working at the gas station deserved a deeper purpose, to bring forth a smile on his loves' face as she opened the small box with a ring and a message of eternal love.

#working

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Be nice to service workers..

TRUST ME.
They've had a rougher day than you..

#working

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Fight fire with fire?

cool! next time, i'll just fire my boss then!

#working

My dad told me, that work was the road to sucess.

But that just leaves me wondering:

How did Kim Kardashian skipped the "work" part..?

#working

Why does so many people work jobs that they hate for shit they doesn't need?

#working

A boss is a man who is making other people accomplish HIS goals.

A leader helps his people accomplishing THEIR goals.

#working, #love, #this, #color, #<3

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

#billboard

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BOLD.

B - Beautiful

O - Orgasmic

L - Laughter

D - Dispenser

#billboard

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!!!SEX!!!

Now i have your attention, join the family of bold. Brilliant stupidity.

We are the children of the bold.

Join us if you have got the nerves!

#billboard

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Nostalgia.

Finally a word thats extremely satisfying to say and describes an unforgetable feeling.

calm, smooth and fucking sexy

my mind is on fire

And no one has an extinguisher

and i know how to save a life.

that moment when the perfect girl wasn't so perfect anyways.

that moment when you are on the bottom of your life..
you have to be positive and hope the situation only goes up from here.

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trust nobody but true friends

I don't really remember much from last night, but the fact that i needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!

#brutalhonesty, #the, #hardness, #of, #drinking, #hangover, #alcohol, #beer, #awesome

Her eyes was like stars.

Not because they were beautiful, but because they were so far apart..

#stars, #beautiful, #girls, #humor, #mean

not now
not now
not now
not now
not now
EAT ME NOW!
too late..

-avocado

#avocado, #fun, #stupid, #never, #reliable, #veg, #food, #eat, #me

black coffee.

i bet you can smell it allready..

"How much do you love me?"

"Enough to put my phone down once in a while"

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Great outcome is achieved by courage and passion.

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I found myself a perfect moment with a perfect girl tonight.

A moment forever.

"Oh god! Grandma is dead!"

"How come?!"

"She accidentally opend up a can of whoopass!"

I once heard: "Fight fire with fire"
So from now on, I'll throw MY feces at the monkeys in the zoo.

My friends all told me, that my inner child was become too much, and that it had to stop.

I denied that, by throwing food at them, and now im in a timeout..

Well, if alcohol's the enemy, i sure am fighting it.

Every friday around 8 pm at the local bar.

#alcohol, #beer, #friday, #weekend, #fun

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There is a very special place for ex'es.

Under the Bitch section in the dictionary.

#ex

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Having sex with an ex, is like taking a bath, and putting on dirty underwear.

#ex

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riding my bike, like i live my life.

without the helmet and sterringwheel.

its allway fun to see where you end up!

#ride, #snakerides

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that one person that just will not leave your mind.

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i may not be good. but at least i enjoy it.

music and liquor

-wax

great times is created, not waited for

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get money, keep making.
fuck bitches, eat bacon.

-wax

#sex, #banana, #boner, #silly, #shit

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Boobs.

So good, even the word is delightful to say.

#sex

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Firealarm? more like real life pause button.

never regret your quick decisions.

Being spontaneous is
precious.

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The best moments may be the shortest.

Remember them, and treasure them.

Don't try to be the best.

You already are.

A good friendship is like icecream. You dont want it to end. but its extremely good when in possesion of it.

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true friends will know when
somethingis wrong.

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This world is not safe.

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fight for what you want.

you will never win by chewing bubblegum.

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you are the best.

remember that

listen to your music.

often, it describes your life better than anything else

don't worry. the sun WILL shine

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The stupidest ideas always makes the best stories

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Forget the bad things people tells you, remember the compliments.

If you succeed in doing this,
tell me how.

#confidence, #bas, #, #lurhmann

Pink.

Because a brown strawberry smoothie would freak me out.

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Don't wait for the right moment.

Create it.

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