ilbuffalo's Posts

Volleyball is just a more intense version of "don't let the balloon touch the floor."

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i couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.

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nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong

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A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

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Mir ist langweilig! Ich könnte ja lernen, mir ist aber lieber langweilig.

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I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I dont have to.

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